Hey guys so this is my first attempt at a Hannigram crack so here goes!
*Note* this is a CRACK it's meant to be funny and not too serious so sorry if the characters are wildly OOC or stuff like that. Please don't take it too seriously XD Also some of the stuff may have been inspired by fanart or stuff on Tumblr.
Will sat up in bed suddenly. There was someone standing at his door.
"Who's there?" he asked defensively, groping for his glasses.
"The Chesapeake Ripper Will" the figure at his door whispered. There was a hint of a sly smirk in his voice.
"Haha very funny Hannibal" Will said dryly, flipping on a light. Hannibal picked up a tray at his feet and came and sat next to Will in bed.
"I made you breakfast my dear Will" Hannibal said handing him a plate covered with a silver cloche.
"Yum what is it?" Will rubbed his hands together with glee. Hannibal made the best breakfasts-in-bed he had ever tasted.
"Legs on toast Will. Legs on toast" Hannibal replied, trying not to laugh. Will's face blanched. He loved the food Hannibal made but legs were the only meat he couldn't bear and Hannibal knew that.
"Only joking; its bacon" Hannibal pulled the cloche off with a flourish. There indeed sat four pieces of bacon along with some French toast.
"Did you get this bacon from the local supermarket?" Will asked, stuffing food into his mouth.
"Oh Will that joke cracks me up every time" Hannibal chuckled. Of course the meat wasn't from the supermarket. That would be silly. Why pay for food when there's a supply of free-range- rude right outside your door? "Now go and get ready. We need to take Abigail to school and we have shopping to do" Hannibal took Will's tray and shooed him towards the bathroom.
"Er Hannibal I know I said I don't mind your taste in meat but I dunno if I really want to help you hunt for it…" Will ran a hand through his curly hair.
"Relax Will. I was thinking more like a trip to the supermarket" Hannibal said. Will sighed with relief and disappeared into the bathroom.