so its 2:04am and dravens hiding this smuggled ipod nano securely in his anus. he stole it from his hot brother daruis "god he's so hot" oops, driven thinks, i didn't mean to say that out loud. good thing no one was around. at least that's what he THOUGHT because the fog of war was actually hiding his hot brother darius.

but driven didn't know that yet and daruis didn't want to reveal himself yet. so draven is like "ok the coast is clear" and he whips out his dick and puts dragon tales on the nano. but its this thing he edited where all the voices are voiceovers of darius like "death by my hand" and "they will regret opposing me" and it gets draven super hard. but dravens dick is only like an inch or 3 .

so while draven is totally getting off now, darius is like "wow haha what a noob" before his eyes settle and linger on draven's veiny fingers wrapped around his glistening three-inch dick.

then theres like

i dotn know then brand comes down to bot from mid lane and his 10-pack is blazing and he's like "darius bro we gonna gank this guy? ?¿" and drarius is liek no please wait. wait wait "wait wait you cant yet ."

"why are u gay?" brand

"yeßs y yes I'm sory. its time to tell you i am gay." darius stood up to say this.

"ok ."

"i want to know what he is watching on the ipod he stole from me. what a slut.' say darious

"I'm gonan stealth in there " says brand

"ok"

so brand stealths in there and he says in all chat "it's jsut dragon tales." but he didn't mean to say that in all chat. he accidentally pressed shift. so then draven was very startled and he turned around and brand's stealth broke.

then draven got realy mad and he already had full build level 18 and brand was level 9 . so draven used like four spinning axes on him and that was enough. adn then draven was legendary.

and darius ran out of the bush across the way like "bro- bro bro. bro that was so hot."

and draven was like "o thankzx and do you want to have sex?"

"Yes i want to have sex draven. "

so they had sex, not even shielded by the fog of war, so everyone saw them and it was super hot. and brand was dead for 999 seconds. the end penis