Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and neither does Coley or Cricket. I claim no ownership whatsoever. Now I'm sad. I do own Kynthia though. Coley and Cricket belong to themselves.

Author's Notes: Kynthia - I'm not sure where this stuff keeps coming from.

Self-Insert Saga - Gundam Wing

By Kynthia, Coley, and Cricket

Part 1

A bright pink puff of smoke went 'poof' in a scrap yard.

Cricket landed on her butt on perhaps the only part of the yard that wasn't covered in debris. Lucky her. Inches away was a large sharp piece of scrap metal that was pointing skyward. That would have hurt.

It's not like she noticed anyway. She was too busy taking in the changes that had occurred to her body. She ran in circles gawking at her butt, "I don't have a tail!"

She looked down her shirt. "I'm a girl again! Whahooo!" She proceeded to do a happy dance where she stood.

She hadn't noticed yet that her hair had changed colors. Oh well. That could be her little surprise for later.

Right now she was too busy celebrating the fact that she would never here another joke about her being an 'it' again. Oh how her friends would pay for those jokes. She suddenly stopped and looked around.

"I'm in a scrap yard. I'm alone. I'm supposed to be in the Gundam Wing universe." A grin spread across her face. She would just have to look for the others later. Right now whatever carnage her friends would reap was far from her mind.

*****

A bright purple puff of smoke that was shaped like a kangaroo went 'poof' outside of a circus.

"Achoo!" Coley rubbed her nose and looked around.

She saw brightly colored tents and could hear cheerful music playing nearby. Her first thought was that she had died and gone to her own personal hell. This was her punishment for starting Cricket on the circus song that so annoyed Kynthia. Then she remembered Cricket making a certain wish. A wish that cancelled out her own.

She wandered aimlessly to the entrance, where a ticket guy promptly asked for money. With her mind (or what was left after the DBZ experience) currently occupied with thoughts of killing Cricket, she thoughtlessly pulled a gun out of spandex space and walked in unperturbed.

After about an hour of bored wandering she discovered the animal tent.

What good could come from this?

*****

A smoggy gray puff of smoke went 'ping' on an OZ military base. Followed by a hacking cough. You know, smoggy gray is a cool color but it didn't have to come with the actual smog. As the smoke cleared Kynthia looked down and noticed a Nazi-style uniform. After semi-thoughtful consideration she determined it was an OZ uniform. Meaning she wasn't going to have to deal with Mariemaia. Then she looked up to take in her bearings only to see the most terrifying sight as of yet on this trip.

Something horrifying glomped her.

"Are you a new recruit cause OZ really likes new recruits and I really like new recruits and new recruits are really really neat! Do you need a roomate? Cause I really need a roomate. My last two roomates left really quickly and I really need the company."

Kynthia pried the leech girl off of her. She was really going to kill Cricket. She noticed rank bars on her shoulder. After careful thought of what little she actually knew about military rank, she decided they were lieutenant bars. She eyed the hyperactive girl.

"What rank am I?" she made sure to say this with an attitude so it would look more like something a military person would say.

"Uhhh… " suddenly the girl snapped to attention and saluted "Lieutenant Aardvark! Ma'am!"

"Aardvark?" She blinked. "Right! Um… scurry away! I want some coffee! Double time soldier!"

Hilde Schbeiker scurried away as she was told, anxious to leave the lieutenant that didn't know her own name.

And so terror was unleashed on another unsuspecting world.

To be continued…