A Winter's Show and Tell

This story only includes people I thought would make a funny contribution, so sorry if you don't see the characters you really wanted to see. Also, if a character's line is written without a capital letter at the beginning, it means they are talking more quiet than others. Enjoy! p.s. this is a repost of a Winter's Show and Tell because I wanted to make it a series just not under that name

Washington: Hello children today we will be having show and tell. Who wants to go first?

Hamilton: ME ME MEEEE *raises hand really high*

Washington: Okay Alex you can go first

Hamilton: For show and tell I brought a song *whips out iPhone and speaker*

Washington:*in head* what kind of parent gives a four year old a phone

Hamilton: This is my song *presses play*

Speaker: UH HUH THIS MY SH-

Washington: NO! *rushes to turn off phone*

Whole class: Awwww

Washington*in head* what kind of parents let their four year old listen to Hollaback Girl

Laurens: um can I go next?

Washington: *exhausted already* sure

Laurens: This is my pet turtle I named him...I didn't name him.

Lafayette: How about French Baguette

Laurens: No. I'm calling him Whiskey.

Washington: NO!

Laurens: Fine. I'll call him Kevin.

Washington: that's a nice name, John.

Washington: Eliza, go next. At least you won't do anything mildly inappropriate.

Eliza: Okie!

Eliza: This is my teddy bear, his name is Phillip and I am his mama.

Hamilton: Can I be his pop?

Eliza:*blushing* sure

Washington:*in head* at least that's wholesome.

Eacker: *bites Phillip*

Eliza: NOOO YOU KILLED HIM I HATE YOUUUUUU *cries*

Hamilton: oh no I hate you Eacker *playing along for Eliza*

KG3: Okay peasants it's my time to shine

KG3: Today I brought my crown but you can't try it on only I can wear it

Hamilton: Why?

KG3: Because it's worth a bazillion dollars

Hamilton: meanie

Lafayette: I go next?

Washington: Go ahead

Lafayette: this is my baguette named French Baguette I nibble on him when I'm hungry...*noms bread*

Angelica: ok go away it's my turn

Angelica: today I brought a book I snatched from Mommy's room it's called Twilight and I am going to read it to you

Washington: for Pete's sake

Washington: *takes Angelica's book* you'll get this back when you turn 16.

Angelica: whaaaa? NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

Angelica: *starts preschool riot*

Class:*erupts into chaos*

Washington: well this is dandy.

END