Full Summery: the day Midge Ronarap came to Hi-skool was the day the world was turned upside down and inside out. She loves the paranormal and chases every dream Dib does (but she is NOT a Mary Sue! You know me better than that!) She thinks Zim's entertaining as hell and has she meets the two boys, she makes a new project...getting them together forever! And of course, Insanity insues... But the real trouble starts when Tak returns along with the arrival of a mysterious boy names Dek. And what's our new group of fighters to do when the Irken Empire declares war?!
Pairings: ZimxDib b/c I'm obsessed; OC love and I dunno about Gaz and Tak. Make that what you want, I guess.
Disclaimer: Only Midge and Dek r mine. I own nothing else. I wish, though. grrr
Without further adou...
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MATCHMAKER
Chapter 1: Midge, the new girl
Dib looked from his doodle of Zim being captured to see Ms. Grudge open and close the classroom door. Dib couldn't believe his eyes when he saw her. She was a bit taller than him (Dib just starting his growth spurt of DOOM!), making him the second tallest the class now. She had blonde hair that was pulled back into a spiky pony-tail and bright blue eyes. But that wasn't what surprised Dib the most. She wore a black t-shirt that displayed the silver logo of "Mysterious Mysteries" along with dark, slightly faded jeans and black boots. Over that, she wore a black trench coat that look almost identical to his. Dib seriously thought someone had created him the perfect girl. Just one problem...
Dib had recently discovered that he liked guys...
Zim was observing the new girl, as well, as she leaned against the wall and observed the room. Ms. Grudge had went out to talk to some stupid human in charge. Zim narrowed his eyes at her. She looked like a girl version of the Dib, yet not as hideous or big-headed. Nor was she as pale.
Ms. Grudge re-entered the room and the girl stood up straight, but her arms were still crossed. She caught Zim's radiating gaze.
"You gotta staring problem, Green?" the girl asked cooly, flipping her spiky blonde bangs out of her face. She didn't seem automatically suspicious of Zim like Dib-monkey had been, but she still eyed him. Zim, however, felt he had been insulted, and leaped onto his desk and pointed at the girl.
"FLITHY EARTH MONKEY!" Zim shouted. "The almighty ZIM! can stare at whomever - Ow! Ow! Hey! Quit it!"
The girl had grabbed hold of Zim's finger and began to bend it back. She let it go as Zim commanded, giving him a light smirk as she buried her hands into her coat pocktes. Dib snickered and Zim threw him glare. The blonde girl noticed this.
"Will you please introduce yourself so I can get along with my lecture about the evil of squirrels," Ms. Grudge demanded of the girl. "Or I'll send you to the underground classroom!"
The girl sighed, not seeming intimidated at all. Dib already admired her. Not afraid of Ms. Grudge, not thwarted by Zim. Where did this girl come from? He rememebered Tak and got on egde a bit, though the girl didn't seem to act like Tak at all.
"Hi, I'm Midge," the girl said non-chalantly. "I came here from Ravenburg. I'm fifteen like most of you. Um...I like video games, history, shopping and reading. I'm a helpless romantic, though I don't like stuff that's horrendously mushy. I love Japanese anime and chocolate. Oh, and squirrels." She grinned at Ms. Grudge, causing the teacher to frown and glare. "I love squirrels."
Dib stifled another snicker. Out of ther corner of his eye, he could have sworn he saw Zim smirk as well (which he did). So, he was impressed with Midge, too?
"What's that on your shirt?" Torque asked from the back of the class.
"This?" Midge asked, pointing to her shirt. "Oh, it's the logo for 'Mysterious Mysteries'. It's like my favorite T.V. show. I love paranormal stuff."
"Dib sighed. God had made him the perfect girl after he had realized he didn't like girls. How ironic.
"You should get along w/ dweeb over there," Zita said, indicating Dib. Dib rolled his eyes. He had learned to ignore it by now.
"Don't get any ideas, though," Torgue added. "We all know Dib's a queer."
"That's enough," Ms. Grudge said in a bored tone. "Midge, take your seat next to Dib. It's time for my lecture."
Somewhere in the middle of the pointless lecture, Dib felt a constant tapping on his shoulder. Dib finally turned to see Midge, staring at him.
"Are you really gay?" Midge asked point blank. Dib rolled his eyes but nodded.
"That's disappointing," Midge replied, " 'cause you're pretty cute."
Dib blinked. "Erm...thanks," he said. He was about to continue his doodle when Midge spoke again.
"So, do you have a boyfriend yet?" she asked. She then noticed the doodle of Zim hand-cuffed and Dib laughing triumphantly. "Ooh! Somebody's into bondage!"
"What?!" Dib exclaimed. "This is Zim! He's the alien sitting over there!"
"Really? Cool!" Midge said smiling. "You like an alien?"
"No! I don't like him!" Dib snapped almost too quickly. "Were arch-enemies."
"Did you know enemies have the best sex?" Dib was so taken aback by her statement, he almost fell out of his seat. Midge giggled. "Mr. Gracful, huh? Whoa!" A paper ball came charging through the air, hitting Dib square in the skull. dib uncrumpled it. In very harsh writing, it said:
'You think having a new ally will help you, Dib-stink? Think again! The almighty ZIM! will smite you even with you're new girly-friend!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Zim
P.S: What's a 'queer'?
Midge snatch the note from Dib's hand and scribbled the message "Jealous much?" and then went on to explain the answer to his question. Then she added:
'If you like him so much then tell him, you green weirdo.'
-Midge (the blonde girl)
She crumpled the ball and tossed it back to Zim, ignoring every protest that came from Dib.
"Are you insane?!" Dib asked Midge.
"A bit," Midge replied, grinning broadly. "I believe in aliens and ghost and stuff so i must be, right?"
Dib stifled his on-coming grin. "You just did something really stupid you know? What did you do that?!"
"For the hell of it," Midge replied. "Besides you know it's true," she added in a low mutter. Dib didn't hear, thank goodness. "So, what's your name again?"
Dib stared, "Dib," he replied. Midge smiled.
"Well, I'm Midge. And considering you believe Zim's an alien, I'm guessing paranormal stuff."
"Yeah," Dib replied. "I'm plan on being a paranormal investigator."
"Really?! Oh my gosh, me too!" Midge slapped the Dib's back...hard. "Dib, I think you and I are going to be good friends!"
Dib sighed, but smiled. He had never had a friend, let alone a best friend. It'd be nice to have someone to talk to that didn't involve screaming insults.
"And I'll help you with your Zim problem," Midge added. "You too would be so cute together, you know."
"I told you I don't like Zim!" Dib yelled as the bell rang. Everyone stared as Midge walked with Dib to lunch.
This was going to drive him crazy.
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You can't become what you already are, Dib.
well, there's chapter one. Love it and review and stuff.