Chicken Emo
Once upon a time there was this really weird girl who was a real emo and slit her wrists and all that gothic stuff. Once she had to go to the bank to pick up some money. She hated society and community and all she wanted to do was to stay at home and be emotic, but she needed money to buy purple hair die.
Then at the bank there was a load of people with chickens who were eating all the money in the safe. Oh yeah, did I mention she was a robot? That's rly important. She was like "oh no, I'm going to die and stuff" but she remembered she was a robot and could pwn them.
She saved the bank by slapping all of the chickens until their heads fell off and they ran round the farmyard and died lol XD!1
Then pollyman came along and pwned the rest of them with her. He was like "Oh, your awesome."
"I know. I am an emo robot ninja." She replied. "Your pollyman right?"
"Yeah. And this is my sidekick, Dolosicre." Dolosicre was looking all stupid and was like crying makeup and stuff and was wearing earrings. "LOL, U HAVE A BADD SIDEKICK LOLOLOLOL"
Just then they made out and stuff. He told her he was Diego Mascard and stuff and she was like OMG rly?1 And he was like yea isn't it radical n stuff and she was like but I thought Diego Mascard was a homosexual and he was like how and she was like because an old guy told me you and him were in a relationship and DIego was like no we weren't and she was kike u cheated on me u idiot and he was like clucking and she left him on the bed naked and they were like omg.
Just then she had to get back pollyman so she had sex with his ex and then a lamppost because she could because she was a robot and was global sexual. She was watching gothic stuff on her hand cream and was like oh y did I do this stuff poor batman.
So she went 2 Wayne manor and tried 2 apologise to batman bit he was naked with Alfred so hahalol.
END OF CHAPTER 1.
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