RAW LOVE (How Pathetic)
Authors: Guess who's back...back...back again, yes, we're back, tell your friends! Okay, no more Eminiem moments, we promise. Well, well, welly, well, well, Raw Love, huh? Strange name, for a strange story. Well just get the fuck over it. This is more of a Show type thingy, than a story. More like FRIENDS than anything else. We have decided to use RAW Wrestlers as our characters in this particular story. Hints the name, RAW love, dumbasses. We have made a few changes with this, meaning we have given each Wrestler a "bunny" (Which is not sexual, in anyway, I don't think..) A "bunny" is someone to cheer them on, be there for them, and annoy the hell out of them. But enough said, just read the damn story and enjoy. Oh, and we love reviews, so...uh...leave some? Or the CandyMan will rip your throats out. We love you all, now read! Laterr much. P.s. There probably won't be any Wrestling matches, because one of our OC wrestlers pissed off Stephanie McMahon...oh shit son!
EPISODE 1
At Cena's appartment, everyone is staying there at the present moment:
Spike: Where the hell is the orange juice?
Cobra: Uh...Iunno...
Cena: Cobra, if you drank all of my damn orange juice, I will hurt you, servely.
Cobra: I'm innocent...this time. It was mister "I think I'm cute" over there!
Shawn Michaels: looking straight at the Vodka bottle on the coffee table and the empty orange juice cartoon. Um...It was casper, he enetered my body and did it. It wasn't my fault.
Cena: I hate you.
Shawn Micheals: When the girls supposed to get back?
Cobra: Don't know, don't care, it keeps Jenna out of my face. Thank God.
Door opens, with a very loud slam.
Undertaker: Diving under the couch. Adrianna is pissed, hide me!
Cobra: WAIT FOR ME!
Everyone grows quiet as a figured walked to the living room, but only to be surprised when the figured had pink hair.
Cobra: Taker, you can come out now. It's not Adrianna. Cena, I'd start running.
Cena: Turning to the pink haired girl. Hey..uh..Destiny...you look pretty today.
Ignoring Cena Destiny walks straight to the fridge.
Destiny: Where the fuck is my orange juice?
Shawn: I didn't do it!
Destiny: I hate you.
Shawn: Cena said the same thing.
The rest of the girls come in, laughing and talking.
Cena: Well it's much more intimidating coming from her.
Destiny walks to Shawn and jerks him off the couch.
Cobra: Damn Cena, she's got bigger balls than you do.
Destiny: It's a good thing that I bought Whiskey and not Vodka this time, isn't it Mister 'sexy boy'! I think I should beat the shit out of you, but I'm thristy and I want to get drunk so your lucky. For now, anyway.
Adrianna: Hey! I wanna get drunk too.
Jenna: Mee too.
Cobra: Idiot.
Anissa: Shut up and just pour the damn drinks already!
Taking a huge swig out of the fifth she had in her hand, Destiny sat on the couch.
Destiny: Shut up or none of you get any!
Everyone sat down and became quiet, soon they were all passing the bottle around.
Spike: I'm fucking bored mann.
Cena: Well we wouldn't be bored if SOMEONE hadn't pissed of Stephanie!
Cobra: The bitch got what she derserved.
Adrianna: I have an idea!
Undertaker: Should I be frightened? Because I am.
Destiny: Whats the idea?
Adrianna: Lets see whats on the guys Ipods! I've always wondered about it.
Every guy in the room: HELL NO!
Adrianna: Looking at the Taker, Hand over the ipod and no one gets hurt.
Undertaker: Fine! Here. Hands her his black Ipod Nano.
Adrianna: Alright, lets do this bitch. First song, Everyone got quiet as she hooked it up the speakers and pressed play. No one spoke for atleast a minute.
Cena: Oh. My. God. Are you serious? Just like Romeo and Juliet? Oh. Wow. No words can describe this moment.
Undertaker: I hate you!
Spike: You hate everything, next song!
Adrianna pressed skipped, and almost choked on her drink.
Cobra: Thats why I fell for...the leader of the pack! Damn dude, that must be sooo embarrassing, but hiliarous.
Undertaker: NEXT!
Again, Adrianna skipped to the next song.
Spike: 'Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous!' Wow, you've got some weird taste in music.
Destiny: Your the one singing along with it.
Undertaker: Just hit the damn button!
Adrianna: JoyRide? Really? When did you become such a Roxette fan?
Undertaker: BUTTON!
Cena: "Forget about your boyfriend and meet me in the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me in the hotel room." Atleast he has one good song.
Destiny: Well then, if you want to rag about his, why don't we see whats on yours?
Cena: Fuck No! Thats my business!
Destiny: I'll give you an ultimatum. You give the Ipod, I let you back in the room. Got it?
Cena: TAKE IT!
Cobra: DIBS ON COUCH!
Destiny: Shut up! Now lets see here, first song is:
everyone gasped as the first song played, they were all quiet until Cobra started singing:
Cobra: Ah, sugar, ah honey honey, you are my candy girl! Wow.
Cena: Shut up! Your the one singing, point made, next song!
Destiny pressed the button, and snorted.
Shawn: "I met her on a monday and my heart stood still, do du run run run, da du run run!" That song is amazing!
Cena: Yeah, yeah, next song, please.
Destiny: Fine you big baby!
Adrianna: "It's poetry in motion, when she turned her eyes to me, as deep as any ocean!" That one is on there because of you Destiny! Thats what he feels for you.
Cena: NEXT SONG!
Destiny: "Girl please excuse if I'm misbehaving oh, trying to keep my hands off but your begging me for more. Round round round, give a low, low, low. Let the time, time pass cuz' we're never getting old!" Destiny sings as she gets up and dances.
Cena: I like this reaction. Keep dancing.
Spike: Damn.
Shawn: Hell yeah keep dancing!
Cena: Shut the fuck up!
Undertaker: Her dance is lovely, but I hate the song.
Destiny: You just hate the world, don't you?
Undertaker: I hate it!
Cena: Next.
Undertaker: "Keep me hanging on!" I hate it!
Cena: Thats enough of mine, thank you very much! Now I get to sleep in the room! Ha! You made your bed now you have to sleep in it! With me!
Destiny: I said you could sleep in the room, I didn't say anything about the bed.
Jenna: She has you on that one, now cobra, let me see your Ipod.
Cobra: No, it's mine!
Destiny: GIVE HER THE IPOD!
Cobra: Fine! Don't hurt me. Here.
Jenna: Yay! First song:
Cobra: No laughing, no one dies.
Destiny: Dancing again "How come everytime you come around my London, London bridge wanna go down like, London, London, London!"
Cena: Again, keep dancing.
Destiny: You wish.
Cobra: Next song!
Destiny: Good song, I didn't know you liked Skid Row?
Cobra: Youth Gone Wild was my theme song for my first year at RAW. Next Song.
Spike: Don't talk to strangers? Is that Rick Springfield, that I sense on your Ipod?
Cobra: I swear to God Spike I kicked your ass once, and I will have no problem doing it again!
Jenna: Next Song.
Cena: "My last girlfriend didn't like me much, thought she might be, most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me"
Destiny: Dear God, change the song before he sings the Chorus!
Cobra and Cena: "I need to find a new Vagina!"
Jenna: NEXT.
Spike: "Your are the thunder and I am the lightening!"
Anissa: You sing that just a little too well!
Cobra: Thats enough of mine!
Anissa: Bring me your Ipod, love.
Spike: Here.
Anissa pressed play
Cena: Keep on loving you? Ha! Thats funny.
Undertaker: I like it.
Destiny: Oh my God, hell just froze over. The Undertaker likes something.
Spike: Next song.
Jenna: "Oh I'm a gummy bear!"
Cobra: Jenna, Jenna, your not a gummy bear! Your a Jenna bear!
Jenna: Yay!
Spike: Next song, please.
Undertaker: "STAND UP, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?" I like it.
Destiny: I'm offcially scared.
Cena: I'll protect you!
Destiny: Get your damn hands off me.
Spike: Next.
Jenna: Barbie gurl? Even I have to laugh at that one!
Spike: NEXT!
Spike: Paralyzed is the best song EVER! Oh, Shawn, I think it's your turn.
Shawn: Oh no.
Erin: Oh yes, now hand it to me.
Shawn: FINE!
Pressing play Erin almost fell out off the couch
Erin: Wolly Bully? Ha!
Shawn: Just change the song.
Erin: Fine!
Cobra: "Here she come now singing 'mony mony'!"
Cena: This song is for you Erin, he loves you. And Cobra please stop dancing. You look like an idiot.
Cobra: Bitch.
Shawn: Song. Change. Now. Damnit!
Destiny: Roxette again? Whats up with that? "I'm gonna get dressed, for sucess!" That song is so annoying.
Shawn: Oh well, I like it. Screw you.
Undertaker: I hate it!
Destiny: Thats my Undertaker.
Shawn: Song. Now. Please.
Adrianna: "Who's that I see walking in these woods? Why it's little red riddin hood." Your pathetic, you know that?
Shawn: Hey! I didn't rag on your musi- wait a minute, looky at what I have, an Ipod Nano with the name Adrianna Pain on it. You guys thinking what I'm thinkin?
Undertaker: Give it to me!
Adrianna: NO IT'S MINE!
Undertaker: Well tough shit hunny! Plug the bitch up!
Shawn plugs it up and hands it to the taker.
Undertaker: Pay back is a bitch, now lets see.
Cena: "My girls like candy, a candy dream. She knocks me right up off my feet, she's so fine as can be. I know this girl is right for me!"
Destiny: I grow tired of your annoying singing.
Cena: You like it.
Adrianna: Next. Song.
Erin: Have you seen the music video to this song? Ha! It's hilarious. Steven Tyler makes a pretty woman. "Dude looks like a lady!"
Adrianna: Can we please just get this over with?
Shawn: "Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore!" Thats all I remember. Isn't it called Telephone?
Adrianna: Yes, now change it.
Destiny: Niccce. Broken Hearts Parade.
Cena: You wanna see nice? Takes off his shirt.
Destiny: Is that a little flab that I see? Tisk, tisk, I used to like your body.
Adrianna: Next.
Spike: Big Balls? Sexual Suggestive, tisk tisk.
Adrianna: Finally, we're done.
Cena: Oh Spike? I think I have something you might want..
Spike: What is it?
Cena: Well it's a pretty little Ipod, decorated in Bedazzle stones, and a little picture of you. It says "Erin Loves Spike"
Spike: Gimme!
Erin: Gimmie gimmie never gets!
Spike: In this case, 'gimmie gimmie does get!'
Cena hands him the Ipod, while Erin groans
Spike: Don't be like that, see theres a good picture-why am I sleeping?
Erin: You look so adorable when you sleep.
Spike: Take a better one next time! i had my thumb in my mouth. Anyways, lets see whats your Ipod.
Adrianna: "Take me down to the Paridise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty." I used to have the hugest crush on Axel Rose.
Erin: So did I! Next.
Cobra: "Punch ya lights out, hit the pavement. Thats what I call entertainment." That song speaks to my soul.
Erin: Thats lovely, next song.
Spike: touchy touchy, oh. I like this song. Ahem! "Yeah, buddy, rolling like a big shot. Chevy tuned up like A nascar pit stop, fresh paint job, fresh inside. Is the outside frame, and the trunk wide."
Cena: Hell to the mother fucker yeah for the song, but fuck no for you rappin.
Spike: Suck it.
Erin: Next.
Cobra: "OH! Do you know what ya got in to? Can ya handle what I'm about to do? Cuz' it's about to get ruff for you. I'm here for you entertainment"
Destiny: If your my entertainment? I want my damn money back!
Cobra: You wouldn't say that if you knew my sexy body.
Cena: Again. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Erin: No more! Yay!
Taker: Cobra, catch!
Cobra: Hell yeah!
Jenna: Is that my Ipod?
Cobra: Yes, it is. First song.
Jenna: Oh yay!
Destiny: The worst song everr.
Spike: Cena's gonna be a jukebox hero!
Cena: I don't think so!
Cobra: See, he's already Ryming. Next song.
Destiny: You make me want to slit my wrists like cheap cupons. PokerFace? Are you fucking serious?
Cobra: Don't knock my Bunnies music. She can't help that she 'special'! Next!
Erin: Jessica Simpson? My ears are bleeding!
Adrianna: Destiny, I have to correct you, "With you" By Jessica Simpson is the worst song everr!
Jenna: Next. "I'm tired of Rumors starting!"
Cena: FML!
Cobra: Next.
Shawn: "Cuz we are living in a material world, and I am a materail girl"
Cena: You heard it! He's a material girl!
Cobra: That's all for Jenna, Hey Shawn, Think fast. Chucks an Ipod Nano At Shawn Micheals.
Shawn: Hmm... Lets see Anissa. First song.
Undertaker: London Calling! I Loath It.
Cobra: God, if you have any mercy, you will kill me right now.
Anissa: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just hit the next song.
Cena: "And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, Ran all night and day, couldn't get away"
Destiny: Shawn, if you any compassion for me in your heart you will change this song.
Shawn: Alright, alright, you must really hate his voice. Next.
Spike: "Remember my name, Fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly. Fame, I feel it coming together. People will see me and cry. Fame, I'm gonna make it to heaven, light up the sky like a flame! Fame, I'm gonna live forever, baby remember my name!"
Cobra: Shawn, if you have any desire to keep your heart beating, You will change this next song.
Shawn: Why are you people so pushy, fine. Next song.
Cena: Oh no, it's Ray Mysterio's sister, and Undertaker, Please stop doing the macarena."
Undertaker: Maybe I don't want to stop.
Shawn: Final song.
Cena: THANK YOU GOD- What the hell! It's fucking chipmunks on crack!
Undertaker:Turn it off! IT'S TOO PERKY! TURN IT OFF!
Spike: Look what I found, it's Destiny's Ipod, and it has a picture, of...Cena? No...thats not right...oh...now I know, it's John Cena. Ha! Catch, John!
Cena: It's nice to know you do care.
Destiny: I meant to burn that...now give me my damn Ipod.
Cena: Oh no, this is where the fun truly begins.
Jenna: Oh! I like fun!
Destiny: Give. Me. My. Ipod!
Cena: Too late. First song!
Spike: Oh. My. God. I fucking love this song!
Taker: I hate it!
Jenna: "Girl the way you movin' got me in trance" That song is fun to dance to.
Destiny: Ugh! Change it. Now!
Cena: Don't worry, I will. "Billie jean is not my lover! She's just a girl, who thinks I am the one. But the kid is not my son!" Really Destiny? Shame shame, know your name.
Destiny: There goes any chance of you sleeping in the bed.
Cena: Next song.
Spike: I wanna her dance to that song.
Cena: Get her drunk, and she will. It's very sexy, but back the fuck off. She's mine, even though she hates me.
Destiny: "Now I wanna be your dog!" That song rocks! Next.
Undertaker: I like this song. I'm the Repo! Legal ASSASSIN!
Destiny: Turn it before he starts singing.
Cobra: Really? Prince? The song Kiss to beat it all? I don't even know you anymore!
Destiny: Shun the non-believer!
Cena: Last song!
Adrianna and Destiny: "He's my bestfriend, best of all bestfriends, do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy, you should get a best friend too."
Cena: Awh, you don't have to talk about me.
Destiny: Uh...I wasn't. Dumbass.