Fearless Ways
Disclaimer: I do not own the Fearless series! I am only a fan who enjoys it
very much.
SPOILERS! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ ALL THE WAY TO BOOK #22, THEN YOU SHOULD BE WARNED THERE ARE SPOILERS!
Author's Note: This is an attempt to make Fearless a humor fic. I'm not sure how good it is. Fearless is very serious. But oh well. I just had to try! Feel free to flame.
Lights come on to show a stage with a few chairs. There is a girl sitting in a red chair, writing something down. She is wearing all black, with some black lipstick on. She brushs back her long blond hair and looks at the camera.
Mysterious Girl: Hello, I am Sniperwolf, your host for today's show, The Fearless Ways. This show is trying to sort out the charecters problems and trying to make sense of the plot's twist and turns. It is so nice you could join us today! We have a few special guests, so let us bring out the first one! A girl who fears nothing, not even her school's lunch, Gaia Moore!
There are cheers and a blond haired girl comes and sits down, looking at her fingers.
Sniperwolf: It's so nice to have you here, Gaia.
Gaia: Yeah, yeah. Can you hurry this up?
Sniperwolf: Yes.well.So, tell us how is it like to be fearless?
Gaia: It sucks. First of all, your mom gets killed, your father runs off and you get stuck with a foster mother who tries to kills you and then becomes your friend, and saves you from getting killed. Then I finally go out with the man of dreams, for him to be killed in Book 17, and I fall in love with my friend, Ed, and have sex with him, only to discover I cannot love anyone because of my uncle, Loki *Takes a deep breath * Or my father could be Loki and I spend the whole series trying to wonder who is who only to realize this plot is dragging on and-
Sniperwolf: Can we cut you off for a second, Miss Moore?
Gaia: And then the doughnuts all run out and I'm climbing around-
Sniperwolf: Gaia?
Gaia: And finally-
Sniperwolf: SHUT UP MISS MOORE!
Gaia goes silent and Sniperwolf sighs, smiling at the camera.
Sniperwolf: Being fearless sounds fun.
Gaia: Did you hear a word I said?
Sniperwolf: Yes, although you kind of lost me when you were talking about your foster mother.
Gaia's eyes narrowed.
Gaia: This is stupid.
Sniperwolf: Speaking of stupid, when will you hook up with Ed already?
Gaia: I can't. I told you, Loki-
Sniperwolf: Give me a break. Can't you just hook up already?
Gaia: I can't! He'll be killed. Are you listening to me at all? Havn't you read the books?
Sniperwolf: Of course I have read the books! I just think you need to hook up with him already. I should have known Book 20 was to good to last-
Gaia: I thought we were talking about me.
Sniperwolf: We are. Silly. Tell me, whatever happened to Paul Moss? There seemed to be a love connection and now it's-
Sniperwolf mimics an explosion with her hands.
Gaia: *shrugs * Yeah, I don't know.
Sniperwolf: You don't know?
Gaia: Nah. He just seemed to go away.
Sniperwolf: Yes, he did.
Gaia: Can I leave now?
The door bangs open to show four ninjas bounding in.
Gaia: Damn it. I should have left before Loki found me.
Gaia and the ninjas start to fight. Sniperwolf looks at the camera in fear.
Sniperwolf: Ok! We better go! Stay tuned next time folks, when we speak with Ed Fargo!
Camera shuts off.
A message comes up.
Message: No Ninjas were hurt in the making of this fic
The End
Bad wasn't it? Yes, I didn't really know how to make it funny. *Sigh * Review anyway, and tell me if you want me to write about Ed Fargo. Thank you for reading! Thank you in advance for reviewing!
SPOILERS! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ ALL THE WAY TO BOOK #22, THEN YOU SHOULD BE WARNED THERE ARE SPOILERS!
Author's Note: This is an attempt to make Fearless a humor fic. I'm not sure how good it is. Fearless is very serious. But oh well. I just had to try! Feel free to flame.
Lights come on to show a stage with a few chairs. There is a girl sitting in a red chair, writing something down. She is wearing all black, with some black lipstick on. She brushs back her long blond hair and looks at the camera.
Mysterious Girl: Hello, I am Sniperwolf, your host for today's show, The Fearless Ways. This show is trying to sort out the charecters problems and trying to make sense of the plot's twist and turns. It is so nice you could join us today! We have a few special guests, so let us bring out the first one! A girl who fears nothing, not even her school's lunch, Gaia Moore!
There are cheers and a blond haired girl comes and sits down, looking at her fingers.
Sniperwolf: It's so nice to have you here, Gaia.
Gaia: Yeah, yeah. Can you hurry this up?
Sniperwolf: Yes.well.So, tell us how is it like to be fearless?
Gaia: It sucks. First of all, your mom gets killed, your father runs off and you get stuck with a foster mother who tries to kills you and then becomes your friend, and saves you from getting killed. Then I finally go out with the man of dreams, for him to be killed in Book 17, and I fall in love with my friend, Ed, and have sex with him, only to discover I cannot love anyone because of my uncle, Loki *Takes a deep breath * Or my father could be Loki and I spend the whole series trying to wonder who is who only to realize this plot is dragging on and-
Sniperwolf: Can we cut you off for a second, Miss Moore?
Gaia: And then the doughnuts all run out and I'm climbing around-
Sniperwolf: Gaia?
Gaia: And finally-
Sniperwolf: SHUT UP MISS MOORE!
Gaia goes silent and Sniperwolf sighs, smiling at the camera.
Sniperwolf: Being fearless sounds fun.
Gaia: Did you hear a word I said?
Sniperwolf: Yes, although you kind of lost me when you were talking about your foster mother.
Gaia's eyes narrowed.
Gaia: This is stupid.
Sniperwolf: Speaking of stupid, when will you hook up with Ed already?
Gaia: I can't. I told you, Loki-
Sniperwolf: Give me a break. Can't you just hook up already?
Gaia: I can't! He'll be killed. Are you listening to me at all? Havn't you read the books?
Sniperwolf: Of course I have read the books! I just think you need to hook up with him already. I should have known Book 20 was to good to last-
Gaia: I thought we were talking about me.
Sniperwolf: We are. Silly. Tell me, whatever happened to Paul Moss? There seemed to be a love connection and now it's-
Sniperwolf mimics an explosion with her hands.
Gaia: *shrugs * Yeah, I don't know.
Sniperwolf: You don't know?
Gaia: Nah. He just seemed to go away.
Sniperwolf: Yes, he did.
Gaia: Can I leave now?
The door bangs open to show four ninjas bounding in.
Gaia: Damn it. I should have left before Loki found me.
Gaia and the ninjas start to fight. Sniperwolf looks at the camera in fear.
Sniperwolf: Ok! We better go! Stay tuned next time folks, when we speak with Ed Fargo!
Camera shuts off.
A message comes up.
Message: No Ninjas were hurt in the making of this fic
The End
Bad wasn't it? Yes, I didn't really know how to make it funny. *Sigh * Review anyway, and tell me if you want me to write about Ed Fargo. Thank you for reading! Thank you in advance for reviewing!