Me: This is my first fanfic.

Tracks: It shows.

Me: You don't have to be so blunt...

Tracks: She only owns herself. Sara owns herself and Kaley owns herself. We belong to our respective owners.

The Princess Accident

All of the younglings sat around the TV. Their optics were glued to the screen. Suddenly, Bumblebee screamed.

"Aw, come on ' Bee! You shouldn't let something like that scare you. Screamer's scarier than those… ah…?"

"Zombies." Sierra, Sunny, and Sides replied.

"Yah, that. But seriously, they're just dead humans who had come back to life. They didn't scare me!"

"Then how come you were shaking Hot Rod?" Sierra asked.

"I wasn't!" He was so flustered his face turned redder than normal. "And how do you know? You slept through the whole movie!"

"Drift's leg was so comfortable I couldn't stay awake," she giggled. "Besides, Tracks's commentary didn't help either."

"Just because I'm prettier than you doesn't mean you can make fun of me."

"Aw, just shove it up your aft, Tracks. She was just joking." Sunstreaker's voice became a whisper. "Even though its true.

~0.o~

They heard the cussing before the door even opened. Everyone was shocked. Blurr was the first one to speak. "Whydoyoulooklikeaprincess,Ratchet?"

Everyone burst out laughing. Ratchet had been painted while he was in the recharging station. His chest plate and legs were painted pink and a pink wand had been welded to his hand. On his head, someone had welded a crown.

The laughter stopped when Ratchet growled. "When I find out who did this, I will rip them limb from limb and I won't fix them until Optimus finds the body!"

The younglings shrank back. Sierra asked the stupidest question ever: "What if a human did it?"

~0.o~

2 WEEKS LATER

"Fresh… air…"

"There's no need to be overdramatic."

Because of the 'Princess Accident' (as it would later be called), Sierra was in the brig for two weeks, thanks to Wheeljack warning Optimus about what Ratchet was going to do.(1)

"So what happened while I was in the brig?"

"Blurr, Bumblebee, Tracks, Hot Rod, Sunny, Sides, and I did nothing. The officers captured Swindle, so the combaticons will probably attack soon. Ratchet is still pink and he said you should write your will later. Other than that, everything was normal."

"You know Goodwin will want to come over now, right?"

On cue, the short redhead ran through the door. "I heard you captured Swindle. Can I see him?"

"No! Don't let her near me! I can't stand how annoying she is!

"Swindle~! I'm coming~!"

Sierra and Drift open the cell and look away as Kaley tackle-hugs the poor, defenseless Decepticon. They feel bad for him, but only a little.

~0.o~

Back at Decepticon base, Starscream is going on his usual rant. "Why do you let that femme stay here, Megatron? She keeps Soundwave from his work."

"She is valuable to our cause. Besides, Soundwave needs a little fun once in a while."

Starscream's jaw dropped. How could Megatron allow Soundwave to do it, but not him? Soundwave always got special treatment. And what did he get? Scrap.

(1)Me: We decided on vivisection. viv·i·sec·tion [vìvvi sékshən] - n - 1. operating on live animals 2. the practice of operating on living animals in order to gain knowledge of pathological or physiological processes

Tracks: I'm still prettier than you.