Explosions and Privates Jokes
Disclaimer: The following fic is rated R for Restricted and should not be read by anyone.
The view opens up to show not South Park, but a military base's outside area. A voice can be heard shouting from inside. "WHAT!? YOU PUT THE BOMB IN A TOWN!?" A voice replied, "It isn't my fault, it is those damn privates of mine."
"Fine then, me and my privates will go and handle everything." Now, the view cuts to the school. Inside, the four stars of the series sit eating lunch. Cartman has much more on his tray than the others while Kenny has nothing. Kenny glares at Cartman. "I already told you Kenny that since you're poor you have no reason to live and therefore no reason for food." Suddenly, a bunch of men in camoflauge charge into the room. A military general walks in after them. He says, "Hello children, I am General Nawstraight and these are my privates." The kids in the lunchroom begin chuckling, except Cartman who is laying on the floor laughing uncontrollably. General Nawstraight doesn't get the joke and continues, "We have reason to believe there is a bomb set somewhere in this very town."
"What else is new?" said Stan, drawing laughter from the room.
"I don't think you understand children," Nawstraight replied, "this bomb is powerful enough to destroy an area the exact diminsions as France."
"Why?" asked Butters. "We plan on using it on France... um, err, Osama Bin Laden. Yeah. That's it. Now, me and my privates are going to try to find this bomb before it goes off tomorrow night at 8:47 and blows you all, and more importantly us, straight to hell."
"Sometimes I think we're already there," Cartman joked.
I know its a short first chapter but I need to develop some ideas and stuff. So, here it is so far.