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There are a few OCs that reappear throughout this entire chat fiction. Here are just a couple tidbits so you're not flailing around:

—Josh Vadeboncoeur (mine): Short, grumpy French boy with more than a couple personal problems.

—Keiko Sakuma (mine): Bright, cheery girl with ADHD. Josh's on-and-off again girlfriend.

—Natsumi Sakuma (mine): Keiko's stoic older sister, who wants to be a doctor.

—Destery Marshall (mine and Skell's): Handsome gay blond with a love of acting.

—Rae Marshall (mine and Skell's): Redhead who always wears a beanie and plays with any tech she can reach. Destery's fraternal twin.

—Brady Groven (mine): Colorblind soccer athlete, who is/was Destery's boyfriend.

—Damian Daemon (Skell's): Shy cinnamon bun with social anxiety. Destery's boyfriend.

—Bathy Lazarus (Skell's): Happy and seemingly childish adoptive brother of Damian.

There may be a couple others who make periodical appearances.

Danny's secret is safe, and he and Sam are a couple.

Enjoy! ;)

Danny Fenton said, "Facebook… All right then. So… Yeah, I'm logging off."

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Danny Fenton said, "I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it! :D"

Tucker Foley said, "Sex in the air, he don't care. He loves the smell of it! XD"

Sam Manson said, "Note to all: sticks and stones may break his bones, but chains and whips excite him."

Danny Fenton said, "…you guys suck."

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Danny Phantom said, "So I took a trip to the 'Zone today…"

Sam Manson said, "Yeah? What'd you see?"

Danny Phantom said, "Green, purple, some float-y doors, swirls, endless space…"

Warden Walker said, "You were unauthorized to enter the Ghost Zone, punk. And you still owe me a thousand years."

Danny Phantom said, "STRANGER DANGER."

Warden Walker said, "…?"

Danny Phantom said, "I'm telling Danny Fenton's mom on you!"

Danny Fenton said, "Why mine?"

Danny Phantom said, "Because technically, I'm still an adolescent and he's stranger danger. And…I don't really have anyone else to complain to…that's an adult figure…"

Warden Walker said, "You know who I am…"

Danny Fenton said, "AH! STRANGER DANGER!"

Danny Phantom said, "I TOLD YOU!"

Sam Manson said, "Oh, dear god…"

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Sam Manson said to Danny Fenton, "Nice shoes."

Tucker Foley said, "…you didn't."

Danny Fenton said, "…? Nice…boots?"

Sam Manson said, "I'm not even sure what that would mean, but thank you. And yes, Tuck, I did."

Tucker Foley said, "Nice. XD"

Danny Fenton said, "Am I missing something here?"

Sam Manson said, "Nope. Not a thing."

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Dash Baxter said to Danny Fenton said, "Just because you and Vadebon saved my ass from an oncoming truck, doesn't mean that you can put shit in my locker."

Danny Fenton said, "I have no idea what you mean."

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "Not a clue."

Dash Baxter said, "The rainbow shirts!"

Danny Fenton said, "Well, Josh, I'd say he's still in the closet."

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "Yes. Yes, I agree, Danny."

Dash Baxter said, "You better not show yourselves tomorrow."

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "Oh, my fuck… The dumb jock can spell 'tomorrow!' Run! The end is near!"

Danny Fenton said, "AHHHHH!"

Dash Baxter said, "You're both dead."

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Sam Manson said, "My…milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I have to charge."

Danny Fenton said, "BWAHAHAHA! *dies of laughter*"

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "Why…?"

Sam Manson said, "Lost a bet…"

Danny Fenton said, "She just can't beat me at the NASA Rocket Simulation game."

Sam Manson said, "I'm about to come over there and NASA your head."

Danny Fenton said, "Do it! Oh, wait. You can't 'cause you suck at it!"

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "…I will get him…?"

Sam Manson said, "No, no. I CAN handle this. He's too dim to realize that I can take him in a fight."

Keiko Sakuma said, "So…CAN YOU REALLY TEACH ME? HOW MUCH? :D"

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Skell Nolastname said, "YAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO THANK JESUS FOR LETTING ME BEAT HIM AT VIDEOGAMES EVERY TUESDAY, AND THAT GUY DOWN THE STREET FOR JOGGING, AND ALL THE RANDOM PEOPLE FOR MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS…"