The Price Is Right!!!!!
Bob Barker: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Price Is Right!
Can we get a few contestants out here? Please welcome, Hermione Granger!
Draco Malfoy! Harry Potter! Ron Weasley! And Britney Spears!
((( They Fly through Plot Hole in front of podium thingies )))
B.B.: Now, please bid on the first item! A fabulous dining set!
Complete with silver ware and dishes! Draco, you first!
Draco: I bid on the boobs on that beach-baby over there for 1 million, Bob.
Britney: Make my boobies one more size!
Hermione (( Mutters )): You wish, buddy.
Ron: It wouldn't hurt to make Herm's boobs about 10 more sizes!
Harry: I bid 100, Bob.
Herm: 277, please.
Ron: 50 cents please, Bob!
Herm: You could use a lot more sense than that Ron.
Britney: 809, please, Bob.
BB: And the correct price is, 276, Miss Granger, come on down!
And you will play, the dice game!
Britney: NO NO NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT HER HERE!
((( Evil Fic Author Comes Through Plot Hole )))
EFA: Oh, Britney, go get a boob implant!
Britney: No thanks, I already have!
EFA: Shitney Queers, Titzilla, MakeMyBoobiesOneMoreSize!
My version of Lucky!
And they say she's so ugly! She's a whore! But she cry, cry, cries and strips some
more, thinkin: If I, can't be a prostitute, then what is better than this!
Thank you!
Herm: I think we'll get along well!
EFA: NOT!!!!!!!! ((( Herm, Harry, and Ron disappear through plot hole, Voldemort,
Nagini and wormtail appear )))
Voldemort (( Sounding strangly like a girl )): Hey, geuss what everyone?
Audience: WHAT?!?!?!
((( Voldemort rips of his tube top )))
Voldemort: Make my boobies one more size!
EFA: This'll be a good fic! (( Types frantically on keyboard ))
Voldemort: Don't you dare submit that!
EFA: I can do anything I want, see?
(( Voldemort grabs Nagini and whips Wormtail, then strips, and table dances
while pefroming the macerena ))
EFA: NOT a pretty sight.
BB: I this I'll do that too! (( Strips and dances the macerena ))
EFA: Okay, I'm out of here, this is SO not right!
((( Jumps through Plot Hole )))
BB: Be sure to come back to, The Price Is Right!
Bob Barker: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Price Is Right!
Can we get a few contestants out here? Please welcome, Hermione Granger!
Draco Malfoy! Harry Potter! Ron Weasley! And Britney Spears!
((( They Fly through Plot Hole in front of podium thingies )))
B.B.: Now, please bid on the first item! A fabulous dining set!
Complete with silver ware and dishes! Draco, you first!
Draco: I bid on the boobs on that beach-baby over there for 1 million, Bob.
Britney: Make my boobies one more size!
Hermione (( Mutters )): You wish, buddy.
Ron: It wouldn't hurt to make Herm's boobs about 10 more sizes!
Harry: I bid 100, Bob.
Herm: 277, please.
Ron: 50 cents please, Bob!
Herm: You could use a lot more sense than that Ron.
Britney: 809, please, Bob.
BB: And the correct price is, 276, Miss Granger, come on down!
And you will play, the dice game!
Britney: NO NO NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT HER HERE!
((( Evil Fic Author Comes Through Plot Hole )))
EFA: Oh, Britney, go get a boob implant!
Britney: No thanks, I already have!
EFA: Shitney Queers, Titzilla, MakeMyBoobiesOneMoreSize!
My version of Lucky!
And they say she's so ugly! She's a whore! But she cry, cry, cries and strips some
more, thinkin: If I, can't be a prostitute, then what is better than this!
Thank you!
Herm: I think we'll get along well!
EFA: NOT!!!!!!!! ((( Herm, Harry, and Ron disappear through plot hole, Voldemort,
Nagini and wormtail appear )))
Voldemort (( Sounding strangly like a girl )): Hey, geuss what everyone?
Audience: WHAT?!?!?!
((( Voldemort rips of his tube top )))
Voldemort: Make my boobies one more size!
EFA: This'll be a good fic! (( Types frantically on keyboard ))
Voldemort: Don't you dare submit that!
EFA: I can do anything I want, see?
(( Voldemort grabs Nagini and whips Wormtail, then strips, and table dances
while pefroming the macerena ))
EFA: NOT a pretty sight.
BB: I this I'll do that too! (( Strips and dances the macerena ))
EFA: Okay, I'm out of here, this is SO not right!
((( Jumps through Plot Hole )))
BB: Be sure to come back to, The Price Is Right!