Heather's Crazy Adventure

Chapter 1: Insanity

Heather saw outside of her house. It was a sunny day with a slight breeze. Her bottle of milk sat to her left side as Princess Elise walked past her, scowling.
Heather quickly noticed her facial expression and rushed over. Elise seemed shocked, so she walked faster, but Heather caught up.

Heather: Why did you do that?

Elise: *rubs head* what?

Heather: You scowled at me. Why?

Elise: You tried to light me on fire, Heather. Do you really think I'd be friendly?

Heather: I was just trying to kill the bug on your face.

Elise: There wasn't a bug on my face. You did it because you think I'm a two-faced toad that makes Sonic x Amy fans mad when they see me.

Heather: Yep. Wanna go get some coffee?

Elise: How can I make myself clearer? I hate you. Go away.

Heather: If only the flames would have got you.

Elise turned her back to Heather. Heather did the same and made her way to Lumpy's shop. It was a metal shack with cobwebs strung across the roof. It was rusty, and had stone outside the door to try and make it less ugly. Heather went inside.

Heather: Lumpy.

Lumpy: *sighs* Yes Heather?

Heather: Have any milk?

Lumpy: Yes. Would you like some?

Heather: Obviously.

Heather: Say Lumpy, do you have hairspray and a flamethrower?

Lumpy: Yes.

Heather happily skipped outside, drinking her milk. She went onto the bridge and noticed Elise crying. The whole town was on fire.

Heather: Elise, what's wrong? *sad face*

Elise: I hurt my knee.

Heather: That's it?

Elise: Yeah. *gets up, facing Heather*

Heather: AAAHHHH! A BUG!

Heather, terrified, lit the lighter and sprayed the hairspray, producing a flame, lighting Elise on fire. Elise ran around before jumping into the river. Elise spit out the water that got into her mouth and scowled at Heather.

Heather: You shouldn't scowl.

Elise: You tried to light me on fire… again.

Heather: It was accidental.

Elise: I'd love to see a judge not convict you of assault for lighting a flamethrower on me.

Heather: Yah well the judge is my mom's best friend's hair-dresser's niece's old friend from back in Wisconsin.

Elise: We're not in Wisconsin.

Heather: Don't tell anyone or die!

Elise: You know what?

Heather: I do.

Elise: What?

Heather: Nevermind, go on.

Elise: I think I'm going to tell Officer Magnezone right now.

Heather began to sweat as she followed Elise.

Heather: But why?

Elise: You can't keep trying to kill me.

Heather: I'll let you kiss Sonic as many times as you want!

Elise stopped to think.

Elise: No!

Heather: *thinking* Oh no, she's going to tell. Gotta think fast. *thinking*

*Heather eats Elise*

Heather: I guess that sort of worked.

Petunia: Hello, Heather.

Heather: NO I DIDN'T! YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!

Petunia: What are you talking about?

Heather: Oh, hi.

Petunia: Is everything okay?

Heather: Uh, er, um, eh, why wouldn't it be? *sweats*

Petunia: Okay... See you later.

Heather: Oh, b-b-bye.

Heather: *thinking* that was close... I better go home and lay down. *thinking*

Heather went home and lay in her bed. She drifted off to sleep for about an hour before hearing a knock at the door.

Heather rushed to the door. Magnezone waited patiently.

Heather: ohaidar

Magnezone: ZZT! We have been told that you ate the princess. ZZT!

Heather: You don't even know how stupid that sounds.

Magnezone: ZZT! You're right… ZZT!

Heather: Well bye.

Magnezone: ZZT! Goodbye Heather. ZZT!

*Heather shut the door*

Heather: Petunia is so dead.

*Heather goes to Petunia's house*

Heather: GO DIE OR I WILL KILL YOU!

Petunia: What Heather?

Heather: You. Told.

Petunia: Elaborate please.

Heather: So you didn't tell?

Petunia: Tell what?

Heather: Nothing… Nothing at all.

Petunia: So you're coming to my birthday party tomorrow, right?

Heather: Yah totally going. *thinking* Hm… I wonder who told *thinking*

Petunia: TOLD WHAT?

Heather: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

*Heather runs away*

Heather: WHAT DO I DO? EVERYONE KNOWS!

Misty: Hi Heather!

Heather: AAAAHHHHHH!

*Heather runs to her house*

Heather: I have to pack! I have to leave! I have to brush my teeth! I have to stop saying "I have"!

*Heather hears a knock at the door*

*Heather answers the door*

Misty: Is everything okay, Heather?

Heather: WHAT NO I DIDN'T.

Misty: You didn't what, Heather? But wud u liek a cookeh?

Heather: You know what goes good with you?

Misty: Hm?

Heather: MILK!

*Heather eats Misty*

Heather: These cookehs taste like I'm choking.

*Heather takes her bag and leaves town*

TO BE CONTINUED…