"And do you Colin take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" muffled screams came from the direction of Colin who had been gagged to stop him from objecting to marrying the wonderful Ayesha.
"Should I take that as a yes?" the Reverend asked an excited Ayesha who just nodded enthusiastically. "Okay in that case I now pronounce you Husband and Wife you may now err" The reverend looked at the gag "kiss the bride?"
Lucy rose and cheered. "CONGRATULATIONS!" She cried whilst throwing confetti everywhere. "Should we make our way to the BBC now or would you like a honeymoon?" Lucy was eager to take over the BBC so she could find her husband. She was about to drag the happy couple out of the church when suddenly her vision was impaired by a cloud of smoke.
Cries of help came from the guests; the church was full of cries of "Help" and "What is happening?"
The smoke cleared and the cries stopped. Silence fell in the church. Lucy looked around to try to find the creator of the mess but was interrupted by an ear splitting scream.
"WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?" Ayesha cried. "WHO TOOK HIM FROM ME?"
"Thank you for saving me Mr Holmes. That crazy fangirl was forcing me to marry her. You have no idea how scared I was. I am forever grateful. You can have whatever you want. I owe you."
"Well… there is a reason I saved you. You see my landlady, Mrs Hudson, has a huge… what do you ordinary people call it again? Aa yes, she has a huge crush on you so could you maybe go for dinner with her?"
"Not another one" Colin cried and ran for the hills. "You'll never catch me"
The end!