Hey hey everyone!! Ok to make things straight, I didn't write this fic. My friends did and they
wanted me to post it so whatever. Anyway getting to the point this story is just some messed fic
about a party with characters from slayers and from the manga morbid prince... I think thats all
?? anyway... ya. My friends have different names and heres whos who:

Ameria: Nicole
Megumi: Danielle
Tiypo: Alley
Pyro: Kate
Aeris: Leanne (me!!)

We dont oun any of the characters except Tiypo and Pyro.
On with the story!!!

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"Hey Ameria... wut the hell are ya doin?" asked Megumi as she finishes licking the whipped cream
off of Xelloss's face.

"Whut the hell does it look like I'm doin?" responds Ameria "I'm trying to watch 'Road To Eldorado'
without seeing you two"

"Oh.ya.sorry bout that. We'll move to the kitchen." she grabs Xell and drags him away.

"Hey Ameria" said Tiypo while eyeing Megumi and Xell as they run to the kitchen. "Whuts up with
those two?"

"Don't come into the kitchen for any reason ya'll hear!!" Megumi yells out as she sprays Xell
with whipped cream while everyone in the livingroom is listening to their uncontrolable giggling.

"Hey people." Gourry says as he walks into the kitchen.
"NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!" Tiypo and Ameria yell at the same time.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gourry runs out of the kitchen screaming wildley, not knowing that he was
about to run into the coffee table. THUMP CRASH BANG! "Owies!" He rubs his head.

"See what happens when you walk in on Megumi and Xell" Said Ameria "Someone always gets hurt, in
this case Gourry is hurt and starving"

"Poor Gourry" said Tiypo as she pats his head, then she bursts into uncontrolable evil laughter.

"Mwahahahhahahahahahahaha... etc etc"

~Meanwhile in another room Aeris and Pyro are playing twister (No it is not naked twister you
sick basterds) with Zelgadis and Rezo~

"Hey Rezo aren't you blind?" asked Pyro

"Yes but who needs to see when your playing twister?" Responds Rezo as he trys to feel for the
red circle. And magically he actually finds it.

"Uh I think the whole point of the game is for you to beable to see the colors" said Aeris "And
how the hell did you know that color was there?"

"Ya really" Said Pyro "It also says right here on the box that this is not a game for the blind
and the hearing impaired"

"Oh shut up and lets get on with the game" he said as he put his right foot on the green circle.

"Damn it Rezo I said Blue! You and Zelgadis lose again." Said Amelia "Oh my precious Zelly,
because you lost Rezo said I could have you" Amelia said in a sweet voice. She grabs his legs
and starts dragging him away.

"NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY REZO WHY!!!!!!!!" He yells as hes dragged into the room and the door is
slammed.

"Um Rezo... wut just happened here?" Asked Pyro.

"I'll tell you what happened here" Megumi says just suddenly poping out if nowhere "Rezo sold
Zel's soul to Amelia!" She breaks down the door.
"Hey you evil do'er! Where the fuck is your
god damn justice now!" She grabs Zel and throws him out the door.

"Whut the hell do you want, bitch?" Responds Amelia staring at Megumi.

"I wanna kill you!" Says Megumi while pulling a bat out from behind her. She closes the door.
Lots and lots of screaming

"Whut the hell?" Ameria said as she and everyone else in the living room comes in.

"Who the hell is in there?" Asks Xelloss.

"Megumi and Amelia" Responds Aeris.

Suddenly the door and Megumi walks out with a bloody bat in her hand
and Amelia's blood all over her.

"I need a shower" Looks over at Xell, "wanna come?"

"Ya sure" Xelloss responds and they run off together.

Tiypo goes into the bedroom. "Wow look at all the blood" she sees Amelia's
body or something like it "Ew, thats gross and yet cool" Starts poking
it with a stick. (Don't ask it just seemed like a good thing to give
her) She giggles uncontrolably and starts rolling around in the blood.

Ameria staring blankly at Tiypo but suddenly snaps out of it. "So who
wants to watch 'Road To Eldorado' again?"

Everyone "Oh god not 'Road To Eldorado' again lets watch something
different"

Tiypo suddenly jumps up "How about 'Lord Of The Rings?"

"Sounds good to me" says Ameria as everyone starts walking into the
living room.

"Ah. Um? Well. I'm just. Um. Gunna go to the bathroom. Um. Ya" Rezo says
while holding a blind porn magazine behind his back. He runs off.
*POOF*

"Huh? Whut the fuck? Where the hell am I?" Forcekill says as he looks
around. He walks into the living room. "Uh? Hello would anyone mind...
OOF!" Tiypo jumped on him and starts smothering him before he could
finish his sentence. He pushes her off.
"Who the hell..." Looks her over and thinks to himself *Hmmm hot chick
covered in blood oh the possibilities* "And whats your name cutie" he
slaps her ass and she squeaks a little.

"Tiypo" she responds giggling a little.

"Lets say you and I go have a game of Twister?" he winks at her. Tiypo
drags him to the room where the twister game is still set up and closes
the door behind them. (Yes now they are playing naked twister) Meanwhile
upstairs in the bathroom. Megumi is looking through the cupboards.

"Dammit Xelly babe we're all outta lube"

"Thats okay" replied Xell "I'm getting kinda tired we've going at it
for 5 hours, I think I'm ganna have a short nap"

"Okay fine with me" she says as she leads Xell to bed. "I'll come and
get you in an hour" she kisses him on the head and runs downstairs.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Suddenly she trips over her own feet "Ow. Shit. Crap
not the wall!" *THUMP! BANG! SMASH! WHUMP!* She hit the bottom "Damn
it I hate it when that happens, and it happens quite alot too"
In the other room.

"Whut was that?" asked Goury looking around trying to find the source
of the noise.

"Oh no need to worry it was just Megumi falling down the stairs again,
it happens all the time"

"Oh ok" He continues eating popcorn and watching the movie.

Back at the bottom of the stairs.

"Um. So. I guess I'll just sit here and wait until. Um. Someone comes
to get me. I guess" so Megumi just sits there.

"Lalalala" Rezo is singing while he walks down the hall "AAH! SHIT STAIRS!"
his foot slips and he falls down the stairs too. "AAAAAAAAAH!" *THUMP!
CRASH! BANG!* "Ow I think I hit the wall" *WHUMP* "OOF!" He lands on top
of Megumi.

"Hey get off me ya big blind bat" says Megumi trying to push him off "I
was waiting for someone to help me not crush me"

"Hey people stop falling down the stairs! Were tring to watch a movie in
here!" Ameria yells from the from the living room. Megumi pushes Rezo
off of her and gets up and walks into the room where Tiypo and Forcekill
are playing twister. "Wow it worked only I wanted Sharpshot" she looked
around the room "Hey you two are supposed to be playing twister not
creating one and FK where the hell is your brother? He's the one I sold
my soul for" *POOF*

"Ah where the hell am I?" Sharpshot looks around "Ow! And what the hell
kinda world is this? Would someone tell me how I got here? Why my brother
is fucking that chick? And whut the hell are these little stick people
dancing around me?"

"Dont call them people, your hurting they're feelings" Tiypo says "They're
stick demons, come now my little stick demons, go feast on Amelias dead
body" They all leave Sharpshot alone.

"Hey so Sharpshot my name is Megumi. Lets go fuck now because I only
have 45 mins left with you before you go back to your world" She drags
him off to a room. Tiypo and FK continue they're little masacarade.

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haha ok this is all I'm typing right now but I'll update SOON!
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