Captain Jack Hartness landed his ship on Jack Sparrow s ship.
"Yarrrrrr, Get off my ship" Sparrow yelled.
"I m sure we can come to some sort of arrangementW Hartness replied.
They did it with each other and it was hot. After that they decided that they wanted to take over a passing, much larger ship. Instead of using the cannons as usual they used Hartness's ship to fly overhead and shoot it with lasers.
"THAT WAS CRAY CRAY" yelled sparrow and they both knew that they would love each other for ever and ever. They got married 2 years later and had a baby called Jack.