Disclaimer: Masashi K could never rival my pervertedness! That's why the Naru characters belong to him and sadly not me...

Hello and welcome to the story that currently has no official name. My name is beep but I go by TurtleBunny-sama. I'll be here for the beginning of each chapter to give you little peek at what your about to read through colorful narration. So sit back and enjoy!

We enter our story with Sakura Haruno and her boyfriend, Sasuke Uchiha. At the moment they're very busy with…uh…paperwork, yeah that's it! But later in the story they'll face many problems as a result of …too much paperwork, so without further ado-

"Shut-up! Me and Sasuke are in the middle of something!"

"Right sorry!"

January

Chapta one-Work

It all started with Sakura working hard and Sasuke barely working. Sakura raked her hands through her boyfriend's sexy raven hair that remained unchanged by the years that separated his childhood from now. Other things, however, had changed. A lot.

Sasuke, bored of "barely working", flipped Sakura over until she was underneath him, showing them both who the dominant one was. His mouth, currently glued to Sakura's, freed itself and he began trailing kisses lower. Sakura gave a moan of total ecstasy.

"Sasuke…Sasuke-k-kun," she moan-squealed as he put his full weight on her body and began working himself inside her. "I c-can't…can't breathe…"

"Too bad," Sasuke murmured, his sweaty face inches from her own. He claimed her lips with his and started moving with her so passionately she was sure she wouldn't be able to walk once they were done.

Currently the two lovers were under the covers of Sakura's puny twin bed, their naked bodies pressed together as they made sweet love to each other, or, to be more frank, fucked each other for all its worth. The temperature of the room was slowly making its way to oh-my-god-it's-so-hot-I'm-going-to-keel-over-and-suffocate, but neither Sasuke nor Sakura seemed to notice. In fact, they were so preoccupied with each other that if Rock Lee walked in naked screaming about youth at the top of his lungs, he would be completely ignored.

The reason for such passionate celebration was simple. About two weeks ago, Sakura had finally obtained enough money to buy a bigger apartment. Since the day she'd officially become the owner, she'd insisted on Sasuke coming over every night to keep her company while she unpacked…and have some fun in the process. Sasuke ended up staying over night more often than not.

Sasuke was twenty and Sakura was nineteen and a half, going on twenty in a couple of months. The day of her birthday, March Twenty-eighth, was also the day they'd first hooked up, two years previously.

In other news, Sasuke's fan girl total had skyrocketed to epidemic proportions since his return, so his being together with Sakura had not yet gone public. Not even the other members of team seven knew about Sasuke and Sakura's "dirty little secret" (Hahahaha-like the song. Get it?) and there were no plans in the immediate future for the act of secrecy to change. It's not that they wanted to deceive their close friends and they were aware that more lies was not the best idea with the village's distrust towards the lone Uchiha, but with Naruto's big mouth and the potential army of fan girls awaiting them, less information was all the better. Plus, the sneaking around was kinda fun.

From her position underneath Sasuke, Sakura got a good look at the clock. "Fuck," She swore, pushing against Sasuke's chest in a sad attempt to get up. "It's six thirty. I have to leave for my shift at the hospital in an hour." She pushed at Sasuke more insistently, knowing that he would continue until the last possible second. "C'mon Sasuke-kun, I gotta get up!"

"Five more minutes," Sasuke's voice was muffled as he nibbled on her earlobe. "You got an…hour….plenty of time, yes?"

"No!" Sakura, frustrated now, punched her fist into his stomach and sent him flying up into the ceiling. He gave a small yelp and landed with a thud on the floor beside the bed. As a reflex, it seemed, he rolled over and curled into the fetal position, looking somewhat pathetic. Sakura smirked as she pushed herself up into a sitting position and put her foot in the tangle of her boyfriend's dark, spiky hair.

"HOLY-!" Sasuke yelled, once he'd regained the use of his voice. He lifted his head slightly, despite the weight of Sakura's foot and slapped the offending appendage away. His muscular arms came up and wrapped around his head, which felt like a by-product of a bad hangover. "Why do you have to be so effing strong, woman?! Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit…ect…ect…"

"Oh suck it up you big baby," Sakura scoffed, getting up and giving him what she thought was an affectionate punch, but actually forced his head down again and caused his nose to start bleeding. "And watch your language when you're around a lady!"

"SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!" Sasuke raised his voice as blood began pouring out of his mouth and nose. "Lady my ass! Ladies don't hit like that! Woman, you're crazy!!"

"NANI?? Sakura screamed, standing over him with her fist raised at the ready.

"I love you my big boobed goddess," Sasuke straightened himself until he was in a kneeling position and kissed Sakura's knees. "Please don't hit me."

Sakura's expression softened. "I love you too, my little sex god," she sighed, patting his head and helping him to his feet. She couldn't afford to stay mad for long anyway. He was really good in bed and had a really huge….well yeah.

Sasuke caught Sakura as she started to walk down the hall and wrapped his arms (arms r sexy) around her neck. The moment his lips connected her skin, she was moaning again, leaning against him and tilting her head up to meet his eyes.

"Sasuke!!" She growled, trying to bat him away. "I won't deny that I'm enjoying this, but if I'm late again, I'm gonna loose my job! Same goes for if I show up looking like a gorilla firkin' raped me! Why do you have to be so sexy, dammit?!"

"Hn," Sasuke hn-ed, playing with her bubblegum hair. "I could say the same to you." His voice was a tempting purr in her ear by the time he had finished speaking.

"SASUKE-KUN!!" Sakura shrieked. "God, you're such an ass sometimes!"

"Oh, I'm an ass, am I? And what are you going to do about it?"

Sakura turned her face to glare at him, her expression absolutely terrifying. "You wanna find out?" She asked, her low voice holding a dangerous threat.

"No…not really," Sasuke squeaked, letting her go. Sakura was a jonin and not one to mess with. Many people were lulled into a false sense of security when they found out she was a valuable asset to the Konoha hospital, but the truth was she only worked there when she didn't have a mission or Tsunade called her in for an emergency. Her official shift, which she resorted to only when she knew she wasn't going to have a mission for a while, went from 7:30 in the morning to five in the evening. Between hospital work and missions, which lasted a few days at least, Sakura's time with Sasuke was a little more limited than either of them liked.

Sasuke's lifestyle was much different. While Sakura was struggling to find time for fun, Sasuke was struggling to find fun for his time. It had taken him the entire three years following his return to work up to Jonin from his previous status of Genin. Considering he'd spent his first year back under strict probation and had been forced to take the jonin exam twice, three years was surprisingly fast. He had recently attained the rank of ANBU, but since he was still new at the job, missions were scarce. In addition, he wasn't thrilled that Naruto would be his ANBU captain when he finally did have a mission,

The villagers' extreme distrust in Sasuke had only made matters worse, but, like it had with everything else in his life, his Uchiha personality prevented him from outwardly showing how much it stung. So instead of going around glaring and hn-ing at everyone who pissed him off, Sasuke spent as much time as he could with Sakura and when he wasn't with her, he was quite mopey.

Team seven had gotten back together for a while after Sasuke's probation was lifted, but their lives had taken them all in different directions, so it hadn't really lasted. Kakashi had rejoined the ANBU (mostly so he wouldn't have to take on another team of what he called "snot-nosed little punks who think they know everything") and being an ANBU captain kept Naruto out of the village a lot. Still, there were times when they'd all go on a mission together or eat out at Ichiraku Ramen. Life was good.

"I'm gonna go hop in the shower," Sakura said, beginning to head out the bedroom door. "Are you staying for breakfast or are you gonna take off?"

"Breakfast please," Sasuke replied, enjoying the view of Sakura's hindquarters much more than he would enjoy her questionable cooking. He ended up staying over for breakfast a lot these days as his cooking was worse than Sakura's.

"'K, I'll only be a minute," Sakura promised cheerfully. She strode down the hall, butt-naked, to the bathroom, two doors away. Sasuke sighed, still taking in the view, and waited until the bathroom door had closed before reluctantly turning to look for his clothes.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes the first chapter. Review and tell me if it improved any! As always, I truly appreciate anyone who takes the time to review even if it's just to tell me I've made a spelling error! Chapter 2 should be up in a few weeks.

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