Ok this is a fanfiction about what would happen if Harry's two best friends were Napoleon Dynamite and Hermione Granger. This story is told more from Napoleon's point of view rather than from Harry's. I am going to try to make it as funny as I possibly can, but if anyone has good ideas that they want in the story, just let me know. Oh yea and this is about the Sorcerer's Stone.

Napoleon woke up on a sunny Saturday morning in the middle of July all ready to get his Dequan's Dance groove on when all of a sudden the family bird Errol swooped into his room and hit Napoleon right in the face. Letters were thrown all around Napoleon's room and Napoleon himself was heaved onto the flor as Errol flapped around.

"Ugh, friggin idiot" Napoleon said as he reached for his glasses and stood up. He looked through the letters and noticed one that was addressed to him.

"Sweet, this could be my reply from the Warriors of America club, I hope I am named Head Warrior." He opened the letter and read that he was accepted to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" he said as he went downstairs to get some breakfast.

Napoleon came from a large family, who were all very poor. However, his two eldest brothers, Kip and Rico, were door to door salesmen of enchanted muggle artifacts. His other brothers, Fred, George and Percy all went to Hogwarts.

"Hey ma, whats for breakfast, I am flippin starving" Napoleon said as he took a seat at the table. His mother came over and gave him some eggs.

"Oh wonderful, you got your Hogwarts letter, we are going to Diagon Alley today to buy supplies" said Napoleon's mother

"Sweet, I need to stop buy Medievial Warriors Thrift shop and see if they have Dequan's Dance Grooves number 2." he replied.

After breakfast Napoleon went back up to his room to change for Diagon Alley. He grabbed his acid washed jeans and Endurance t-shirt. There was only one problem, his moonboots were missing.

"GOSH, why is it always my stuff that is missing?" He said. He walked downstairs and asked his mother where the boots were at. She told him that Kip took the boots to sell, but he could still catch him outside. Napoleon grabbed a grapefruit and headed for the door. Luckily Kip was still there.

"STOP trying to ruin my life, Kip, give me my boots!" Napoleon then heaved the grapefruit at Kip and tackled him to the ground.

"Geez, WHAT??" Kip said as Napoleon had him in a chokehold. "We were going to sell your boots for 20 Galleons. But if you insist here are your boots" Kip said.

Napoleon slapped his brother once more before running inside with his moonboots. They travelled by floo powder to get to Diagon Alley. After buying all of their supplies, Napoleon went to the Medievial Warriors Thrift Shop to look for any cool things he could bring to Hogwarts. After looking around for about fifteen minutes he decided to ask the clerk if they had Dequans Dance Grooves number 2.

"Hey do youse guyses have Dequans two?" he asked. The large woman behind the counter looked at him with a funny look and laughed.

"Are you for real boy? Supposing I did know what the heck you just said, do you think that I would even help you try to find it, so no, we don't" she replied.

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Napoleon said as he walked out of the store. He walked across the street and saw his mom, she was already to go home, the Hogwarts Express left in a few days, they had to get ready for school.

Should I continue, is this funny enough??? I am not sure please review and let me know