Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma1/2. I don't own Sailor Moon. I don't own any fictional person, place or thing used in this story. I don't own any real person place or thing used in this story. The story it's self is mine however.

AN: This is a Ranma/ Sailor Moon crossover, yet this is not a Fuku Fic. That one's coming out later. Ranma will probably not even be locked as a girl in this, though I might do it, if enough people want it. Tell me if you want this to be a female Ranma story, and I'll consider it. It will be a Ranma Setsuna match up eventually. Fair warning if you don't like that pairing.

The story premise is simple, Ranma beats a Youma in Juban, and becomes a hot item. The media loves him, because they can find him, the JDF want his help to combat Youma, And he is now integral to the forming of Crystal Tokyo, so the Scouts need him.

This prologue is little more then setting up the plot, it will get much better, I hope.

YOUMA SLAYER

PROLOGUE

THE HOT ITEM THAT EVERYONE WANTS

Ranma's POV

'It has all gone to hell.' I thought looking out the Tendo house window. "This would have never happened if it had been done in Nerima, but beat a Youma in Juban? All of a sudden every one wants a piece of me! Why don't they do this to those stupid girls?" I cried.

"Because Ranma darling, those girls use magic or something to conceal their identity. You on the other hand…" Nabiki said to me looking out the window.

"I told you to leave that Youma alone, but NOOOO. You just had to prove you could beat it." Akane shot at me.

"Children! Quite! We have an army of reporters out there, and we must deal with them." Mom said "Now that your fathers are taking a nap," she said looking at the beaten, bruised and some what bloody forms of pop and Mr. Tendo, whom we all had jumped, to keep them in line, she continued with "we must decide what to do."

So all of us, me, mom, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Cologne, Shampoo, Mousse, Ukyo, Happosia, Doc Tofu, hell we had even found Ryoga for this one, every one was here. Because this wouldn't just screw up my life even more, it would screw over everybody.

After an hour of arguing, I mean planning, really, I do, it was decided that Nabiki would be our spokeswoman. She prepared a package to give to all the news personal out there, covering everything she had collected on me, and would field the questions. We would only appear if Nabiki called us out, and if it got too hectic, we'd pull her out.

So Nabiki, armed with information to sell, headed out into her element.

"OK PEOPLE!" Nabiki yelled. "I've got information packets on Ranma! They go for one million yen each! All of those whom do not wish to pay, leave now. After reviewing the information in the packets, I, as Ranma's appointed spokeswoman, will answer all questions about the packets information for the price of a thousand yen a question. If for some reason you need proof of anything in the packet, I will call out Ranma, or another, for ten thousand yen. If you need proof of the curse how ever, that will cost ten million yen to each person who sees it and one hundred million yen to video recorded it. These prices are nonnegotiable. All who are willing to pay, please form a line here."

"Whoa! Nabiki's gonna clean up!" I said as everyone here got in line.

"And you're getting 75 of it. How did you mange that?" Akane asked impressed.

"Mom." Was my one word answer.

"Oh. I guess she's still pissed about her house." Was her response.

Every one of the reporters here paid for the packets. After an hour and a half they started the Q&A sessions. She must have made at least three million yen off those questions alone.

Then they asked to see two things, me fight, and my curse. I had set the price for seeing and recording it, hoping against hope that they wouldn't want to pay it. But NOOO. They all paid the twenty thousand yen to watch me spar with Ryoga, he had agreed to do it if it came up for a piece of that action, and every one paid the ten million yen, and every single news group paid the hundred million yen. Well if I was going to utterly humiliate my self on television, I wasn't going to do it cheaply!

Setsuna's POV

I teleported to the shrine where the girls were waiting, just as Haruka, Michiru, and Hotaru made it there. All the girls were watching the broadcast on Ranma, so I indulged in my favorite stress reliever, scaring Usagi.

"Princess." I softly whispered in her ear. She screamed and jumped three feet in the air and told me 'not to do that' in her fast voice. Laughing on the inside, I told them why I called them here.

"There's been a change in the odds and the development of Crystal Tokyo." I stated flatly. I wanted to see them panic, before I told them the good part.

All of them looked worried, except Ami. She would just have to ruin my fun. Before any one could do more then look stunned, my chief rival for my harmless little fun asked. "Is it a change for the better or worse? And does it include this Ranma person?" she asked waving at the T.V., which was still on.

I mentally sighed. She would just have to have asked that before the panic set in. "Almost all of it, and depending on your point of view, then all of it, is for the better." I said.

Getting over her shock, Usagi, shifted mental gears, and showed the future Queen personal she would eventually adopt. "Explain." Was her command.

"Until this Ranma person defeated that Youma, an event that I never saw in any time line, Crystal Tokyo was in 76.34 of the future time lines. That was the highest it had ever been." I started. "And all of them had the great freeze as a catalyst. Now, it is in 97.625 of all time lines. A huge jump needless to say. And this Ranma person, and all of his friends, plays an important part, not only in insuring Crystal Tokyo, but in stopping the great freeze from ever happening. We must form an alliance with him and his allies. Any personal sacrifices that come from this union must be put aside for the greater good."

"What personal sacrifices? And what can you tell us about him? And how does Crystal Tokyo exist without the great freeze?" Usagi asked, still in her Queen mode.

"This is a tape of the highlights of his life. I will answer more questions after we watch it. Oh, and put that food away, food, and some of his life, just don't mix." I said repressing a shudder.

About six hours, and a lot of outrage, later we were done, and I now had to field their questions. I really, really do hate telling them stuff.

Usagi asked immediately "I will ask again. What personal sacrifices. What do we need to team up with him to prevent. And how can Crystal Tokyo exist without the great freeze?" She had been in her Queen form all this time. It was the longest I'd ever seen her hold it. I was, needless to say, impressed.

"Well as you can see, he attracts the opposite sex like moths to a flame. In Forty percent of all the positive future time lines, one of you girls either end up with his guy or girl," I said looking at Haruka and Michiru "form. It is either one of you or multiple, or, in some cases, all." I said shocking the hell out of them.

"And in the other sixty percent?" Ami asked in a strangled voice. 'God she's repressed.' I thought

"I end up with him, or her. In fifty percent of them I end up with him as a half a guy half a girl and teach him both forms can be fun." I said flatly, earning shocked stares. "In the other half of the time lines I end up with him, he somehow gets locked as a girl, yet again, and I end up with a her."

"What does the immediate future look like." Ami asked looking sickened. 'She is beyond repressed.' I thought

"Well, the JDF has never trusted us, and they need to prove that they're doing something about the Youma situation. So, they are going to hire Ranma and his associates, as A Youma extermination squad."

A few of the girls looked really pissed at this. "We must get their help." I stated flatly. "A new, never before seen in any of the timelines I've looked, at enemy is coming. I thought Galaxia was the last, and she was, till this Ranma screwed all possible time lines with a single act. I've never seen such a chaos generator." I said.

"Chaos generator? What is that?" Ami asked.

"It means exactly that." I sighed. "Ranma generates chaos by just existing. Every move he makes can not be anticipated, not even in the Time Gates. Where before there were a few thousand timelines for me to watch, there are now trillions upon trillions, and they're multiplying like mad! He is the biggest headache I've ever had to deal with, and now I'll have to deal with him for life! In over half the cases intimately! It's maddening!" I shouted, before realizing I was losing my cool and pulling on my hair.

"For give me. It's frustrating." I said taking a deep breath and striating my hair and clothes. "For now, princess, we must come up with a plan that will get Ranma and his friends to be our allies, or all is lost."

Ami shocked me by saying, "I think the simple truth will be sufficient. Tell him of an enemy that we can not face alone, and need his help to defeat, and his ego will do the rest."

"Yes. It may actually be that simple, what do you think Pluto?" Usagi asked me.

'Could it really be that simple?' I thought.

Ranma's POV

It was a few hours after the news conference. Nabiki had been cackling with manic glee over the checks, screaming "We're rich! Rich, rich, rich!" When there had been a knock on the door.

Kasumi answered it, and let in some representatives of the JDF. And at this moment, we were all sitting around the table stunned at what they wanted.

Mom was the first to recover. "You want my son and his friends to kill Youma for you? Why?" She asked in a strangled voice.

"Yes, why?" Nabiki asked, continuing with "Those girls do it for free. Plus they have experience, and a decent track record. Unless it's embarrassment?" she said slitting her eyes. "Is it a black eye on the JDF that little girls in short fuku's are routinely destroying the monsters that the JDF can't touch? Is that the motivation?" Nabiki asked them, causing them to shift in their seats.

"We can't trust their motives." The one that's done most of the talking, a Captain Yusogia said. "We have reason to believe that they wish to take over the world, and are," He passed for a second "just clearing out obstacles to this goal. We need people who can not only slay the Youma, but, if our fears are founded, take out these Sailor Senshi." He said flatly.

"What!" I screamed. "You want me to kill a bunch of girls? Just because you don't trust them? I think Nabiki's right. You're just Jealous! You don't even have any proof do you? If you did, you would have shown it to us!" I sat down in my chair fuming. "I might kill Youma for you, but no way am I going after some girls just because you're embarrassed that you've been shown up. I would have done it with out question, if it wasn't for the fact you want me to go after some stupid magical girls, just because they make you look incompetent." I said sinking down into my chair.

Setsuna's POV

We had just finished planning how to approach Ranma and his allies, when Ami reminded me "You never did say how Ranma and his friends help stop the great freeze, and how Crystal Tokyo still exists with out it. And come to think of it, how can Ranma exist at that time? It happens in a few centuries, right?"

I sighed, "I don't know. Ranma and his friends are not near immortals like us, but they are in Crystal Tokyo, about the same age, maybe a few years older. I really don't know how it's possible, it just is. As to how they help stop the great freeze, none of my future selves will let me see that. Finally, as to how Crystal Tokyo still exists, it does, though slightly changed, where before, we had pulled humanity out of the dark ages they fell into after awaking, now we are, elicited the leaders of the new world wide government, after saving it. Good press and all. Plus we had some really good ideas for improving people's lives and fixing the damage that the start of the great freeze did. So now instead of monarchs, we're elected officials." I said as they absorbed the information.

We spent the rest of the time now that we had decided how to approach Ranma and Co., deciding when to approach them.

Then it finally got late enough that the younger girls had to get home, and I went back to the Time Gates to think and plan some more. Our lives were about to get much more chaotic.

Ranma's POV

Well it happened. I along with Ryoga, Shampoo and Mousse, were hired for Youma extermination. We were to report tomorrow to the base for testing and debriefing. They really didn't give us much of a choice. But on the bright side Mousse was getting his corrective surgery, if they could do it. The down side was, starting now, we were on call 24/7, with special cell phones that they can reach us on, and we have to have on us at all times. I hate being cornered into things! But if they want me to kill some stupid magical girls out of jealousy, then they can take a flying leap! But if they can prove it, or if I get proof, then I'll have to think about it. I don't want to kill, soul stealing monsters are one thing, but girls are another. I mean I've just gotten to the point I can fight them. But kill them?

AN: Version 2.0 Changed all Yomma to Youma. Spelling corrections. Thank you for your corrections.