NERU VS PINKIE PIE

It was a boring day in the Vocaloid household. Len and Neru were cuddling on the couch. Kaito came downstairs and told Len, "I read Cupcakes, bad Pinkie Pie!" Neru looked at Kaito "Tell me what it's about, I'm too lazy to go and search it up, waste time reading it." she said. Kaito explained that it was about Pinkie Pie drugging Rainbow Dash and killing and torturing her to make cupcakes out of Rainbow Dash because she was a cupcake making serial killer.

Neru was wide eyed. "I need to search this up." Neru got up from the sofa and went on her shiny new yellow laptop, courtesy of Apple. She went on fanfiction and typed in: Cupcakes. Too many results. She looked on the side and narrowed down the search to only My Little Pony. She started reading it.

When she was done reading it she threw her laptop against the wall. The 5th one in one month! She grabbed her favorite katana and got out of her room. "Where are you going?" Len asked curiously. "Just out." she replied and went out the front door of the vocaloid's shared house. She broke into Kaito's car and hotwired it. When she backed out of the driveway, she saw Kaito yelling as he ran out of the house. Neru flipped him off and started driving to Ponyville.

When she arrived all these ponies started staring at her. She asked around for Pinkie Pie. She found Pinkie Pie's house and she kicked open the door. Pinkie Pie was making cupcakes. "Oh hello human!" she said. Neru smirked and got out her katana. "Please don't be hostile. We are very nice here! Want a cupcake?" the pony asked. She helped out a cupcake for the angry vocaloid.

Neru grabbed her Katana and sliced the cupcake in half and out of her hands. She punched Pinkie Pie and that made her unconcious. Neru dragged her to the room she killed all the other innocent ponies and tied her up.

When Pinkie Pie awoke, she found she was tied up. She tried to get out but she couldn't. The lights turned on. "Well well, Neru Akita. I guess you didn't fall for my little trap." she said. "SHUT UP YOU SICK HORSE!" Neru yelled. Pinkie Pie struggled but her bonds wouldn't budge.

"So here's how it's going to go." Neru started "I'm going to kill you and I will make you into cupcakes. How about that?"

"I would very much like that"

Neru used her katana to cut her right hoove and then her left. Blood splattered on the table and on the floor. Pinkie Pie screamed in agony. "STOP PLEASE! I PROMISE I WON'T DO THIS AGAIN JUST PLEASE STOP!" Neru shook her head. "Can't do that."

Neru sliced across her stomach. Blood covered the blade of Neru's katana as she sliced. Neru laughed evily as she imitated what Pinkie Pie did to Rainbow Dash. When she was finished she went to Pinkie Pie's kitchen and made cupcakes out of Pinkie Pie. While waiting she cleaned her katana and stole Pinkie Pie's video games and food. She put the cupcakes in a container and drived back home.

"Who wants cupcakes!" Neru yelled. Miku, Len, Rin, and Kaito ran downstairs and each took one. "Delicious!" Rin said. "What did you use to make this?" Miku asked. Neru gave an evil smile. "Pinkie Pie." The Vocaloid's jaws fell open, the cupcakes falling out of their mouths. They all puked afterwards.

"And that kids, is why My Little Pony got canceled" Haku told the chibi Vocaloids as they sat also with their mouths open. Haku took a sip of her sake and walked away. And then the chibi's had nightmares.

THE END

Yep that is why MLP is canceled. This idea came to me as I was on youtube rp thingy (I'm the Neru there :3) and Len told me and Kaito not to read cupcake. So I did and I thought this would be Neru's reaction. It took me a while to write this as I was also watching youtube videos and such *coughimeasilydistractedcough*