"Uh-oh!"
Po had spilled her Tubby Custard again.
"Biggerly cheese!" La-La thundered indignantly, hands on hips.
"Noo-Noo tidy up!" demanded Tinky Winky.
"Big hugs!" said Dipsy and the Tubbies did a big pedo hug, notably Dipsy who started groping poor Po.
From behind them, the oversized monster called the Noo-Noo stared at them with sad round eyes. Confined to a little blue box, life for the four fiend's eternal slave was as tedious as ever. You'd think that after four or so years, they'd have learned to eat properly but they were just as fucked-up and sloppy as ever. Po hadn't grown out her clumsiness yet, either. All this meant that the poor old Noo-Noo was forced to slave away at all times, trying to clean up toast crumbs and 'custard' that smelled like puke. And all he got in return was raising the wrath of the Teletubbies after accidentally consuming the wrong shit. Or being chased around by a Teletubby desperately in need of a hug. But the Noo-Noo refused. Who knew what could be hiding under those fluffy rainbow-colored exteriors? The Noo-Noo didn't want to know.
Because he shared a dark secret with the Teletubbies. See, the Noo-Noo wasn't just a smart vacuum cleaner or a robot. He was real. He was… part of the Noo-Noo race.
He had been kidnapped from his homeland to be the Teletubbies slave.
Smash.
"Uh-oh!"
This time, Po had knocked over La-La's entire plate.
"Biggerly cheese!" La-La said again.
"Noo-Noo tidy up!" ordered Dipsy.
The Noo-Noo advanced towards the mess. But soon, it became clear that it wasn't the spilled Tubby Custard he was after…
"Uh-oh!" said Tinky-Winky.
The Noo-Noo moved his giant trunk and swooped up Po by the giant red antennae and swallowed him whole. High pitched screams vibrated inside him.
"Uh-oh!"
The Teletubbies began to run.
The End