Disclaimer:
writingdreamer13: Hello everyone this is my first fanfic and it's in FMA (as if you didn't know). I'm so happy I--
a little girl blue: Oh shut-up you pompous brat. Nobody cares. Not even your computer.
writingdreamer13: What the hell are you doing?! Don't you belong over at the Naruto fanfics?
a little girl blue: I can be where ever the hell I want be bama. BTW, I have 2 stories up. Oh yeah! Ignore this prick. She's a real--
wd13: Shut your trap! And stop advertising on my fanfic!
Ed: Shut the hell up both of you!
Al: Brother! How did we get here?!
A.L.G.B: 1. You shut the fuk up Ed. 2. God made my hands to type and I will. 3. I ain't even talkin' you bastard! 4. I ain't advertising. I'm just telling' the public about me. 5. You two (Ed and wd13) shut up infinity. 6. Hello Al. 7. Ed you're short.
Ed: -turns his right arm into a sword- Your going to pay for that.
A.L.G.B: Your not the only one who can get a uber big sword instantly brat (magically get a really big sword that looks suspiciously like Zabaza from Naruto sword) . Al, you're a good kid. Sorry I'm about to kill your brother. -turns to Ed- Hey shortie! Come and get some!
Al: (Ed and A.L.G.B are sword fighting)Brother! (looks at wd13 for support) Why are you just standing there?
wd13: To hell I'm going near that!
Al: Fine. You finish this up and I'll go save humanity. (goes into the battlefield)
wd13: Rather him than me. Oh… I do not own FMA. If I did what you will read below would be in the series.
Chapter One: Bad First Impressions
"Brother!" Al yelled as his metal body ran into their room knocking the door knob clean off the door flying full speed right into Ed's face.
(Ed was apparently reading a book that might help with the search of the Philosopher's Stone)
"WHAT THE HELL!" Ed yelled getting off the floor. The impact had knocked him three feet away from his chair (A/N: Damn.), "What ever you're going to say better be important. That armor body won't save you when I get my hands on you."
"Well…it is important…I guess." Al said as he slowly backed away for a quick get away.
"YOU GUESS!" Ed bellowed chasing Al down the hallway, "I just got my face knocked in by a door knob dammit!"
"Brother wait!" Al screamed as he tried to stay out of his brother's reach, "It's something you need to know!"
"Tell me then!" Ed yelled as he continued to chase Al back and forth through the halls.
"I'll tell you if you stop chasing me!" Al yelled back.
"I'll stop chasing you if you stop running!"
"After you stop chasing!"
"After you stop running!"
"Stop chasing!"
"Stop running!"
"Stop chasing!"
"Stop running!"
( A/N: This continued for about two hours and a half.)
"What…did you… want to tell me?" Ed asked Al out of breath as they both sat on the steps outside of the main building in H.Q.
"Oh yeah… there's another kid coming to Central H.Q." Al said happily, "Finally! We won't be the only kids here!"
"Are you sure?" Ed asked in disbelief.
"Of course I'm sure, Brother." Al said, "I heard Colonel Mustang complaining about it on the phone. A ten-year-old girl named Tallieanne. (Pronounced ; Tally-an) The only reason three reasons he was taking her in was 1. Because the Fuher said so. 2. One of his old best friend's adopted her a few years ago ,and died when she was nine. 3. His friend's ghost will haunt him for the rest of his life if he don't.
"Well…when does she come?"
"Five minutes ago." Al answered.
Al thought about it for a moment. Sweatdrop.
"Wait a second…FIVE MINUTES AGO!" Al exclaimed as he grabbed Ed's arm and bolted toward the main entrance of H.Q., "Hurry Brother! We're late!"
"My feet isn't even touching the fuckin' ground!" Ed called.
At the main entrance Colonel Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Maes Hughes, Jean Havoc, Kain Furey, Falman, Breda, and Armstronge were there. (A/N: Strange…)
"My apologies for being late Colonel Mustang." Said a woman with dark blue hair in a bun in a suit skirt thingy (A/N: What? You know what I'm talking about.). This was Tallieanne's manager (AKA, Ms.Jarmal) in Orphanage Estates. "Tallieanne here wouldn't get into the car."
"Is it that hard to put a child into a car?" Mustang asked, "Why don't you just turn them into charcoal?"
"Child Protective Services gives up any chance to kill that girl. I can't count how many times I wanted to strangle her."
"That horrible, huh?" Havoc said with an unlit cigarette in his mouth.
"Why the hell are you all here anyway?" Mustang asked annoyed with his left eye twitching.
"To watch the show, of course." Havoc smirked, " You don't even like children. Plus we don't have nothing but work to do."
"You all make it look as if the child is a monster." Hughes said as he pulled out a picture of Elysia and showed it to Ms.Jarmal, "See? She's probably just as sweet as my sweet darling-"
"To get on with the reason why I'm wasting my time out here." Mustang said as he rudely threw Hughes out of the way, "Where is the little trouble maker?"
"Have you met her already?" Ms.Jarmal asked suspiously.
"Once."
"Oh yeah!" Hughes jumped in, "I remember that day! She sat you on-"
With a snap of his fingers Mustang set Hughes left shoe on fire.
"Damnit! These are new shoes!" Hughes ran away to go put out the fire.
"That was close." Mustang muttered just before he noticed stares and sweatdrops, "Um…that's a normal thing we do. Where's the kid?" Mustang quickly changed the subject.
"Tallieanne!" Ms.Jarmal called as she went to open the car door, "Com'on! We haven't got all day."
"Fine." Tallieanne said reluctant to leave the car.
Tallieanne slowly got out of the car. Everyone gasped as they saw the girl (except Mustang and Ms.Jarmal) . The girl had long golden hair and golden eyes. She was also wearing an oversized yellow t-shirt and baggy pink short's. But that wasn't what made everyone gasped.
"She looks just like-" Havoc started to say.
"I made it!" Ed said in triumphed after he pushed his way through the small crowd. Then turned his focus on Mustang and the others (not noticing that Tallieanne was right behind him, "So you all just like to keep secrets to yourselves, don'tcha?"
"Brother…" Al said as he stood there like the others looking at how much the two looked alike, "You should look behind-"
"Wait a sec, Al. I'm about to make a speech." Ed said, "As I was saying… you should tell me when something is going on. I know that I'm 16, but-"
"Your 16!" Tallieanne exclaimed, "Damn! What the hell happened to you?! At the rate your growing I'll be taller than you in a few weeks!"
"WHOAREYOUCALLINGSOSMALLTHATHECANTAKEARIDEONA SPECKOFDUST!!" Ed yelled as Al held him back, "I'm taller than you!"
"Just barely." She said as she poked her tongue out at him.
"Don't get on my bad side!" Ed yelled angrily.
"Oh I'm soooo scared." She said sarcastically, "We could kick your butt any day."
"You and what army?!" Ed yelled as he wiggled out of Al's grip and grabbed Tallieanne by the arm with his left hand (that's the real one).
Tallieanne smiled and whistled at a high pitch tone. All of a sudden a large wolf with a baby blue bandana around his neck jumped out of the car. And tackled Ed to the ground. From Ed's point of view he saw not just the wolf, but a furry brown hamster holding a stick of dynamite, and a yellow and green parrot holding a match was both on the wolf's back.
"That army." Tallieanne said standing over Ed opposite of the wolf, hamster, and parrot. She was smiling an 'I gotcha good' smile.
wd13: Talkin' about bad first impressions with Ed… (looks toward A.L.G.B. still sword fighting with Ed)
Al: (sweat dropped) Do you think that they'll ever stop?
wd13: They have to get tired sooner or later, right?
(Ed and A.L.G.B take a break) Ed: (breathing heavily) You're pretty… good.
A.L.G.B.: Thanks. I know I'm pretty. I know I'm good. You still suck a and your still short.
(Ed glares at her. The two get a sudden burst of energy and start fighting again)
wd13: That's it! I'm calling back up!
Al: Who could save us?
wd13: Don't worry…I got people. ( Runs out the door. Come back a little while later with a wriggling lumpy sack. Opens sack and dumps Tallieanne out.)
Tallieanne: WTF!
wd13: We need you to do what you were born to do. (Points to Ed and A.L.G.B.)
Tallieanne: Torture Edward?
wd13: Join the fight and end it.
Tallieanne: (Gets a rocket launcher from nowhere.) You may want to stand back.
Al and wd13: (Run out the room)
Ed and A.L.G.B.: (Stop fighting)
Tallieanne: Wanna help me beat up Edward?
A.L.G.B.: Sure, why not? (Suddenly get two big guns)
Al and wd13: (Cringe in terror as they hear shooting, explosives, and Ed yelling.)
Ed: WTF!
Tallieanne: (uses deep voice) Hasta la vista Shorty!
A.L.G.B.: LET'S BLOW HIM UP!
Tallieanne: Get me some rope!
A.L.G.B.: (Ties up Ed) Let's do this!
Tallieanne and A.L.G.B.: (Runs out of room and Tallieanne throws in a lit stick of dynamite)
Tallieanne: FIRE IN THE ASSHOLE!
Tallieanne, A.L.G.B., wd13, Al: ( Ducks for cover)
Ed: (Limps out the blown up room) R and R please. (faints)
Everybody else: Damn.
(A/N: Next chapter 2 "Pranks from Hell" will be up next week. Btw when you review I'll always reply.)