The Blame Game,Body Parts and Hard Choices (To be Honest,Just one)
Disclaimer: The body parts, I own... wait, everyone own's them. They just don't produce the same kind of reactions in relation to a particular guy...
The Blame Game was invented by Adam and Eve...
The hard choices I face... and yeah, it's MY choice...
Sadly though, I do not own Naruto... The series is just too long to buy.
To study or not to study. That is the question.
Yeah, right...
The answer's so obvious, it's staring me in the face.
Why don't I just choose that and have done with it?
Hmm...
Simply because he's in my head again...
Yes, play the blame game and blame it on him.
In fact, almost everything is his fault...
He seems to affect everything I do... it's almost annoying.
But it's pleasantly annoying.
Like choosing a seat in the cafeteria.
It has to be some place where I can watch him and not be watched.
I blame my legs for taking me.
And my blog...
It's like I'm a stalker or something...
I could write a book on him.
About the way he likes tomatoes.
About his handwriting.
About how his grades are all near perfect... fine, perfect.
About his interesting, cool, ultra-cool-would-never-look-good-on-anyone-else hairstyle.
And then there's the homework...
I have to ask him at least one question.
To hear his voice...
Blame my mouth for opening.
Then, there's the journey.
I know, sounds weird.
It's just that I have to walk behind him whenever I make a trip anywhere.
Why?
Because I love his scent.
For that I blame my nose.
It's like this magnet.
Pulls my whole body over. My legs become the victim.
Then his body wins my eyes over.
Which win my hands over.
And they both gang up on my brain.
Which has no choice but to be distcacted from concentrating on it's journey to the wastepaper basket or out the door.
My thoughts on the other hand, fly out the window...willingly.
So yeah, blame him.
Blame him for having a hot body.
Blame him for having an oh-so-obvious six-pack.
Blame him for being in my brain.
I mean, the way he moves, it's like a lion... lithe but not femenine.
There I go again...
And then his... STOP FINGERS.
BRAIN, get focused!!!
My thoughts flew out the window again.
Somebody brainwash me.
He's driving me crazy.
See? It's all his fault!!!
Thanks for being attractive Sasuke...
No wait, thanks for existing.
Man, his name just slides off my toungue...
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
But, back to my question....
To study or not to study?
I've already wasted about one hour raving...
Hmm....
Hard choice...
Alright!
If I fail my mid terms, I'll just blame him again.
All agree?
OK!!!
ALL YOUR FAULT SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Sorry, I couldn't study...and so I wrote this...
Random. I know.
HAD to get it out of my system.
Man, it REALLY is HIS fault...
Either way, please review... it would be nice to know he stops other people from studying too...
And wish me luck for midterms!!!
Btw, Fiqa and Daph, if you read this... then yeah, blame Sasuke.