Have A Little Fun

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

This one's not even funny. Gorg thinks it is, but not to the Fraggles.

Junior Gorg starts to sing like a rockstar,

"I'm the wild of the West,

I'm the evil of East,

I'm the Nerd of North,

I'm the son of South.

This one's gonna be finicky,

Yet I'm always sneaky,

as the baddest Gorg who stomps,

and steps on, I caught two Fraggles.

All the crazy fools,

like me, will make all the rules,

Then we'll make a little noise,

and have a little fun.

I'm the Wild of the West,

I'm the Evil of East,

I'm the NERD of North,

I'm the son of South.

There will be tons of laughter,

and yet all of the chatter.

Fozzie wasn't a funny

comedian back then, and he

wasn't very fun.

I always want to see you giggle,

When I want to see you tickled.

Then we'll make a little noise,

and have a little fun."

Then Junior Gorg pulls out a Jack-In-The-Box labelled "The Laughing Clown". "The Laughing Clown." Extremely funny. Not for people who don't find it funny. Hilarious!"

Junior Gorg pulls out Mokey. "I've always wanted to make a Fraggle girl giggle." He laughs.

Junior Gorg sings,

"Today's a funny day,

when I make you play,

with this box that pops out,

it'll come with a shout,

and it'll make you laugh.

He will make funny jokes,

that will make you drop your Coke.

It will make a little noise,

and have a little fun.

I'm the wild of the West,

I'm the evil of the East,

I'm the nerd of the North,

I'm the son of South.

Let's start watching some funniest moments..."

Mama Gorg calls him from inside the cave. She sounded so crazy. She was super furious to find out why Junior has caught the Fraggles. "Junior Gorg! Where are you, you bad monster?!"

Junior Gorg yelled, "I'm out here, you crazy screaming mama!"

Mama Gorg yelled, "Put the Fraggles back in that cave right this instant! I need to talk about the frogs you stomped on last night!"