Author Notes: A lovely story I wrote for my "friend" Samelia.
Once upon a time, there was Catbreath and Dogface. They were into some heavy shit.
"I've got the anal beads!" Declared Captain Amelia.
"I have the ass vibrator!"
The giggled as they performed on each other then proceeded to piss all over each other's faces.
"OOOOH. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOVED GOLDEN SHOWERS?"
"YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME."
"MMM YAY."
The next day, Doppler approached the Captain, clad in a black leather gimp suit.
"I can't, Delbert," Amelia whispered, averting her eyes.
"Why not?" Pleaded the Doctor, unzipping the mouth hole of his mask.
"Because...I'M THE PREGGERS!"
"ZOMG WTF!" Declared Delbert.
So instead...Doppler proceeded to pee in her hair. It was very good. Mmm yes. Mmmhmm quite.