This happened to me in a really weird dream...
So viola! Now it's a fan fiction.
One day Shikamaru and Temari went on a date. After some debate, they both decided to go to an old theme park, which was full of old roller coaster and rides that went upside down.
They both had lunch, played carnival games and went on the Ferris wheel. Then they went on the 'Ranger'. It was a huge ride, like a bus, where you would be swung upside-down, and buckled in tight.
Shikamaru and Temari went on that ride. The ride director strapped them in tight and the ride started up. They went all the way up and just as they were coming down, Temari's seat belt snapped. She screamed in shock. Shikamaru's eyes flickered to her and very quickly he used a jutsu.
"Art of the Suffocating Darkness!" he shouted, and just in time, he pinned Temari to her chair. The whole ride was very enjoyable. In fact they went on several billion times.
Finally later that day, Shikamaru had passed out from using up a lot of his chakra, and Temari, being the way she was, simply picked him up, chucked him over her shoulder and headed home.
Ta-Da My first ever Naruto fan fic! Review please!