Buenos días, mis amigos! First of all, to all of you people who read my other story Hide-and-Go-Seek I am really sorry for not updating! But worry not, for I already have about half of it typed up! Anyway, this story is part request part my own imagination. The request was: Use the last video of Hetalia you've watched and the last movie you've watched and make a crossover! So the last video that I had watched(and was still watching) was the MMD of Poker face starring the Bad Touch Trio and England(and I REALLY recommend you go watch it so this makes sense) and the last movie was Avengers. So...yeah!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or Avengers *sniff*
"TONY!"
CRASH!
"God damnit!"Hissed Stark.
The inventor had been working on a rather delicate piece of his suit at the time, and he so concentrated in it that when Pepper's scream echoed throughout the mansion, it had startled him so much that he accidentally jumped and knocked over the piece of armour. He picked up the dropped object from the floor and inspected its rather deep and large dent.
Stark sighed, reached for his glass of scotch,and knocked it down in one go. "JARVIS,"he called.
A smooth British accent replied,"Yes sir?"
"Shut everything down here. Something tells me I won't be back here tonight."
"Of course, sir."
Stark walked, or more like dragged himself, towards the glass door of his lab. He punched in the code and exited the room just as the lights shut down from behind him. Trudging up the stairs, the brunette scratched the area around his Arc Reactor and yawned.
Once he was up on the main floor of the mansion, Tony headed in the direction of the living room, where he could hear Thor's thunderous laughter. He grinned and chuckled under his breath when he heard Thor proclaim that pop tarts were the food of the gods and then proceeded to complain as to why Asgard didn't have them.
"Don't worry big guy" said Tony as he crossed the doorway and plopped on the couch next to an amused looking Clint "you can take as many boxes as you want back to fairyland when you return."
Thor looked as excited as a puppy did when presented with a new toy,"Do you speak the truth, Man of Iron?"
"Yep."
Before the god of thunder could say or do anything to express his gratitude, an annoyed looking Pepper came into the room followed by an exasperated looking Steve, Bruce, and Natasha. Soon all the Avengers were either sitting or standing in the living room.
"Hey there Pepper. Why'd you call?" Asked Tony.
The redhead sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose while replying,"Director Fury called and said he wanted all of you here. He also said something about recruiting others or something."
"Recruiting?!" Yelped Clint, who sat up straight from his slouched position and was suddenly alert. Surprised and shocked looks currently occupied all the faces of the Avengers.
"That's right, Agent Barton."
Every head whirled around at the direction of the doorway that Tony had emerged from and saw Fury walking in with an air of smugness.
"Sir, Director Fury is here," came JARVIS' voice after a short silence.
Tony slowly tilted his head back and glared at the ceiling,"No shit, JARVIS."
Fury continued,"I've noticed you idiots are getting rather...slow so I took upon myself to recruit others to help you out." When he finished, his brown eye held a rather victorious look in it as well as his smirk. Sputtering from Tony only increased the feeling.
"We don't need others to help us out! We're holding up fine against all this sons of bitches that attack the city!"
With his smirk widening, Fury replied,"To late. They're already on their way over here."
Suddenly, JARVIS' hurried voice filled the living room,"Sir, there are four unknown people in the building. Repeat. There are four unknown people in the building."
Tony was already halfway across the room by the time JARVIS had finished. The other Avengers and Pepper were quick to follow.
They found Tony standing at the entrance of the small lounge at the end of the hall with his eyes wide open and mouth slack.
Following his gaze, they all saw four young men dressed in weird outfits that made them resemble medieval jesters. They sat in a circle around the small coffee table in between two love seats, playing what seemed to be poker.
One of them, who was wearing a black hat with a red bottom and red ball at its end, set down his cards and said with a Spanish accent,"One pair."
The man next to him had a hat that resembled his, but this one was completely black. The one with the black hat set his cards down as well and countered with a German accent,"Two pair."
Both boys stared ahead at the duo in front of them. The blond man with the half black and half red hat smiled and showed his. His accent sounded French as he spoke,"Full house."
Now all three turned to the other blond with the half black and half white hat. He was smirking rather victoriuosly and smugly, just like Fury had, and slowly set his down on the table and spread them out in a line while proclaiming in a British accent,"Straight flush."
Sudden clapping made the four young men turn their heads to the doorway as well as the Avengers. Fury stood there with his gloved hands clasped together in a pleased way.
The four strangers grinned and swiftly stood up. Forming a line, they bowed at their 'audience'.
"Avengers," announced the director,"Meet the Jokers."