Author's Note: I'm living up to my username. Most of my fics will be humor fics, and they can be long or short. This fic is my first, so if it seems a little iffy, just let me know. I appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of the charcters within said franchise. They all belong to Hidekaz Himaruya. Now, on with the story.
Chapter 1: Ukraine
Should anyone have been suprised. Ukraine was a kind, strong, and gorgeous woman. It was more baffleing that this didn't happen sooner. "What exactly happened?" you ask. Ukraine was asked out on a date, and chaos ensued.
Italy, sweet, kind, flirtatious Italy, did the one thing he shouldn't have. The male nations had an unspoken rule: Don't ask Ukraine for anything romantic or sexual in nature, unless your prepared to square the fuck up. And Italy was not prepared to square the fuck up.
" I'm sorry, okay! Miss Ukraine just looked lonely today, and I thought she'd like to have lunch with me. I meant it in a completely platonic way!" Italy rambled out.
" That is a lie, we all know that's a lie, and we all know that you don't break rule #28. And you didn't just break it, you took a slegehammer to it," yelled a slightly pissed off Romano. Only slightly. He was taking this better than most. France, however, was a little more pissed off. He thought he'd be first to ask, but apparently not.
" It doesn't matter if you meant it platonicly, it matters how she thought you meant it. We made this rule for a reason. Everyone here thinks Ukraine is a goddess, and we worship the ground she walks on, but we all know she isn't gonna do anything other than hold hands and kiss unless you put a ring on it. We agreed to not put a ring on it to avoid a fight for her hand marriage, either an actual, physical fight, or trying to charm her," America stated. This was something that they all knew, but apparently Italy needed this drilled into his brain again.
"I said I was sorry. Besides, she said no," Italy rebutted. This caused the Nations present to look at him with with relieved faces. And then this happened.
"You couldn't have told us this sooner!"