Look, I am not claiming to own twilight or any one characters in this story (Darn!)

This is my first fan fiction, so please be honest. It might totally and completely stink, but, well that's for you to decide.

Also, this is just a joke, okay. Please don't freak out. It's just something that passed through my head. It's not supposed to be insulting any of the characters, so please don't hate me.

So yeah, here is my first official fan fiction. Enjoy!

"What?" I asked. They didn't move. They both kept their eyes locked on mine, without even bothering to even glance at each other.

"What?" I repeated. There was a bit more frustration in my voice than I intended, but at this point, I hoped they would notice.

Finally Edward broke his gaze. "Look Bella, Jacob has come to me with some….odd news." His eyes looked troubled and Jacob tilted his head to the floor. I knew something was wrong. A thousand things ran through my head. Was someone after me again? Was the treaty broken? Did something happen to Charlie? Did something happen to one of them?

I shuttered at the thought of the last one. Now that things were back to normal, I was happy. I was best friends with Jacob again, but that was all. And well Edward, we were in love and soon to be married and there was nothing that could change that.

Edward noticed the confused and worried look in my face. This once again made me question if he really couldn't read my mind because it seemed he could always see right through me.

"What are you talking about?" I finally asked, though not to sure I really wanted to know the answer.

"Well, I better let Jacob explain," he said, finally looking at him. Jacob then looked up and I could see that his eyes were more than a little worried, they were ashamed. I felt like I just got punched in the stomach. Something was very, very wrong.

"Bella, this is gonna sound really crazy, okay, but please don't freak out on me," he said trying to keep his voice level.

"I can handle it." I was actually sure about that. With all that I'd been through it the last few months, this was probably nothing.

"Look," he sighed, "I..um..well..I imprinted." It looked like a sudden wave of relief washed upon his face. I could feel my eyebrows lifting and my face glowing.

"That's great, Jake!" I couldn't get much more out than that. Lately, I had been thinking that the right girl would never come around for him. He dated a few girls from his school, but I never liked any of them much. Sort of like a mother, I thought. Now that he had I was so excited I could hardly contain myself. I flew into Jacob's arms. "Wait, why that is bad, I mean that's awesome news." I said noticing that they were still worried.

"Um well, that's not all. It's just that well they're a little bit different." Jacob said, with a smirk.

"What do you mean? Is she our age?" I asked. After all, it was possible to imprint on anyone.

"Well, yeah, they're 16, but well.."

"Spit it out." I said, I wanted to know all the juicy details.

"Well…"

"Fine. We'll start with her name."

"Its…Tom."

"Tom? That's a weird name for a girl."

"Its not a girl, Bella, I imprinted on a guy."

My mouth flew open. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Jacob had fallen in love with a guy. This was a joke, I decided. I mean there was no way that Jacob could imprint on guy, I thought, but I did know they could imprint on anyone.

"Bella, he has no control over this remember." Edward said, numbing my thoughts for a second, as he always did when he spoke.

"Yeah, I know, but are you sure." I said, looking at Jake again.

"Yup, I'm sure Bella," he said.

Well, that's nice. I mean at least now there was no way he could fall in love with me again, right. And he was happy so that was all that mattered. At least that's what I wanted to believe.

"I'm happy for you, Jake. I mean, this is still great news," I said, hoping that he wouldn't be able to see right through me like Edward.

"Really?" he said. His face lit up. Apparently, he was buying it.

"That's great then," he sighed, "I actually thought you might freak out. I am really glad that you didn't though, Bella. This won't change anything. Well, it won't change much, but still thanks so much for understanding." He hugged me tight, smiling.

"Of course," I murmured, still in shock.

"Yeah, well I have to meet Tom back at the beach, do you guys want to come?"

"No," I answered, "You have your fun." The last thing I wanted was to see them holding hands or kissing.

"Okay then, bye." He said, quickly kissing my cheek.

As soon as he got in the car and was at least a block away, Edward burst out laughing. I couldn't help it, the irony was just too much, and I started laughing to.

"Well that was fun," Edward said with his amazing crooked smile. Once again, my insides were frozen.

"Yeah," I said, "Crazy!"

"Oh yeah, crazy," he agreed.

"And something tells me, it's gonna get much crazier soon." I said, sure that was exactly what was gonna happen.