An unwelcome trip for a none-hiker to the galaxy
I just sat there looking at all the widget. I don't know what half of it is for; well I don't know what any of it is for. It made a lot of peep sounds. Red, green yellow and blue lights were flicking all over it, which was all I could understand but then again that didn't make much sense. "I have to find Ford". That was about all I could manage to conclude from two hours of looking at… well I don't know what I was looking at for two hours, so I will call it "widgy". So after two hours of looking at "widgy" I concluded that I had to find Ford. "This place isn't healthy for me!"
After thirty minuets I finally found Ford.
" Ford Prefect! I want to go out"
"Too bad for you"
"Now" I continued like Ford hadn't said anything.
"Well, Arthur Dent! That's not possible", He answered me in a quit rude tone I must say. I didn't know what to say. I needed air because I've read in the newspaper that fresh air is really healthy for you and since this place was unhealthy to me, I needed to get out for a breath of fresh air.
"I want to"
" And I want a rubber-duck"
"What? Why do you want a rubber-duck?"
"A bath without a rubber-duck is like eating jam without bread. And right know I need a bath" Ford lowered his voice "I believe that one of the robots just ran away from me"
I must say that I have eaten jam without bread, and it's not the same sensation like it would be with bread, so I guess he needed a rubber-duck.
"I will help you find one"
"Thank you, that would be very delightful of you" He said and walked away. A breeze of insanitary exhalation drifted into my nostrils. " oh yes! He needed a bath"
Now, what was my originally purpose by seeing Ford? Oh yeah, fresh air.
"FORD!!" But he was already gone. "Damn!"
Authors Note: It's a bit short, I know...