The Mythical Quiz of Doom!
Summary: The chosen duelists get turned into mythical creatures and Yugi and the gang are transported to a world of strangeness!! GASP (I stink at summaries) Slight Kaiba/OC pairing…maybe
Disclaimer: I do not own yugioh or any of the songs used in this bookie!!
This is going to be really random fiction, kind of ish. I hope you all enjoy it.
Chapter 1: The Quiz
The terrible day started off as a usual normal day. Yugi Motou was hanging around with his friends, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Duke, and miraculously Kaiba and Mokuba. They were at his house taking random internet quizzes. Joey was taking 'What is your theme song?' while the others were discussing a random topic.
Tristan: Would you rather die by getting eaten by a shark or clawed to death by a bear?
Tea: What kind of question is that?
Tristan: I was just wandering.
Duke: I'd say…..a bear.
Yugi: They both seem pretty painful to me.
Tea: If you were getting eaten by a shark where would you be at? In the middle of the ocean or close to the shore line?
Tristan: There is specific spot you just die there by a shark!
Mokuba: There has to be specific spot! If you were near the shore line you could call for help.
Duke: Yeah, and if you where in the middle of the ocean well then you'd just ….die.
Tristan: ARG All I was asking was if you were to choose your death what would it be out of the two!?
Tea: You make no sense!
Tristan: ARG!! You make no sense!!
Tes: Oh really!!
Just then their argument was disturbed by a girly scream.
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
All the heads swivel around to see Joey banging his head on the keyboard.
Mokuba: (starts wide eyed) Joey, was that you?
Duke: Don't tell me you got the same theme song again!?
Joey: (ignores Mokuba's stare) Yeah. Why is it that every stupid theme song quiz, I always get 'Who let the dogs out'!?
Kaiba shook his head and smirked as he usually did.
Kaiba: Not surprising from a mutt like you.
Joey: WHAT! Shut up, Kaiba! I'd liked to see take the quiz and get something that actually fits you!
Kaiba let out a small laugh.
Kaiba: Unlike you losers I have a life. I don't waste my time taking stupid online quizzes I have better things to do.
Joey: So are you saying you're too afraid to take this quiz, Rich Boy?
Kaiba: No, but I'm not so stupid as to take one.
Joey: Then take it if you're not afraid Kaiba!
Kaiba grumbled to himself as he strolled to the computer.
Joey: Oh this gonna be good.
Tristan : You bet it is.
Kaiba swiftly answered the questions in a matter of seconds. He hit the button send and waited to see what song he had received.
Mokuba: Are you already done?
Kaiba: Yes, now I have to wait till the stupid thingy loads.
Yugi: Sorry my computer takes awhile to load.
After what felt like forever the computer shows Kaiba his results.
Kaiba: Finally. (scrolls down to see his result) Hmm
Everyone gathers around to see Kaiba's result. Everyone mouths drops.
Joey: Wh…that's not fair!
Tristan: Have to admit it fits him though.
Tea: I guess it does.
Duke: Yep that song fits him.
Mokuba: I can't see because all your big heads are in the way! Plus Yugi's star afro isn't helping.
Yugi: (blushes) Sorry about that.
Yugi gets out of the way. Mokuba peeks at the result.
Mokuba: OO Wow. That does fit him, no offense Seto.
Kaiba: (rolls eyes) None taken. (walks away from the computer) Come on Mokuba I have to get back to work.
Mokuba: Okay. See ya guys later.
Everyone: Bye!
Kaiba and Mokuba leaves.
Joey: I should have known he'd get Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Tea: It was kind of predictable.
Yugi: Yeah
Meanwhile somewhere in a far off land, a dark figure glares at a bubbling…computer?
Dark Figure: It's almost done. Just a few more hours and it will be complete.
A small figure approaches the other figure.
Small figure: Why is it taking you that long to make a simple quiz, sir.
Dark Figure: It's not just a quiz, you fool. It's cursed quiz. It takes time to make the curse go into the quiz thingy. (Starts smiley evilly) When the chosen duelists take it they shall become……. (starts coughing randomly)
Small figure: Master Z are you all right?
Master Z wheezed bit more but stopped soon after. He glared at the small figure that stood before him.
Master Z: I need some special ingredients, Mocha. I must have them at once. (hands Mocha an old leather scroll) If I don't have them in one hour I will send you to the Krakens Cave, understand!?
Mocha: Ye….Yes Master Z, sir. I'll be on it right away.
Master Z: Good, now be gone.
Mocha scurries off into a dark portal. Master Z rubs his hands together and small madly.
Master Z: Soon I will be rid of the only obstacle in my path to world domination! MWUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH(stars coughing madly)
Now we leave the mad freaky dude and we come back to Domino. It was getting late so Yugi's friends had headed home. Yugi sat on his bed looking through his cards when he felt a cold presence beside him.
Yugi; Hey Yami, you were quite all day, what's up?
Yami was quite for a few seconds. Yugi was wandering what was just bothering his friend when Yami replied.
Yami: I think another great evil is approaching, Yugi.
Yugi's eyes grew wide.
Yugi: Really, how do you know?
Yami: Well lately I have just having this sensation that someone was watching us. Like a dark aura is coming.
Yugi: Well, if there is a dark evil we'll take it on together, partner.
Yami: (smiles) You got that right.
Back to Master Z. Master Z paced his dark room impatiently.
Master Z: Where is that idiot! He should be back here by now. It's not that hard to get that junk anyway.
Just then Mocha comes running in with the pack of junk. Master Z eyes glowed red as he let out a low growl.
Master Z: What took you so long!?
Mocha: Sir….the.. ingredients were difficult to find, sir.
Master Z : (shakes head) Just give me them!! We are running late!
Mocha hands over the bag with a shaking hand as Z grabs the bag from him. He took the ingredients out carefully and threw them into the bubbling computer.. He stood back from the bubbling machine and chanted a few strange words. Soon the computer shook madly as a small message came up on the screen. It read "Quiz has been sent Joseph Wheeler, Seto Kaiba and Yugi Mouto." Z laughed crazy like.
Master Z: Finally it has been done!!
It was ten o'clock and Joey was tapping on his computer. He grumbled in annoyance. After he left Yugi's house Joey had tried some more quizzes to see what he would get. A lot of the quizzes ended in the same result, dog. Joey pulled his hair in frustration.
Joey: I can't believe this!! All these stupid quizzes I take I get the result ends up being something having to do with a dog! What is up with that!? For once in my life I'd like to get a result that has nothing to do with a dog!
Joey was about to bang his head on the keyboard again when a small message appeared on his screen.
Message: You have received one e-mail.
Joey: Huh? An email this late, I wonder who it could it be?
Joey clicked the email button and clicked on the message it read.
Hello, are you tired of getting the same result for a quiz?
Joey: YES!
Would you rather get something different for a change?
Joey: YES!!
If yes, than this is the quiz for you. All you have to do is click the link below and the quiz will appear for you. Thank you and enjoy the quiz.
Joey swiftly clicked the link and looked at the title of quiz.
Joey: 'What Mythical Beast are you?' Hm sounds interesting enough.
Joey scrolled down and answered every question truthfully. After he was done he clicked the pretty 'submit' button. He would have whooped if it wasn't late at night. Instead he thought to himself in pure joy.
Joey: I can't believe I got something different than a dog!! YES YES YES YES YES!!
Meanwhile……….at Kaiba Corp. Seto Kaiba tapped furiously at the keyboard. He was behind his work but not that much. Kaiba would have stayed at work but Mokuba insisted that they went to Yugi's house. Kaiba had rejected the idea immediately but Mokuba had given him the puppy dog eyes. So they ended up going. Kaiba had just finished the last paragraph of his very important report when he a message appeared on his screen. Kaiba scowled.
You got mail!
Kaiba glared at the inbox in annoyance. He clicked and saw the message, it was entitled Take a quiz.
Kaiba: I don't have time for that sort of nonsense.
Kaiab deleted the message immediately and was about to start on another report when he saw another message appear.
Kaiba: What now!?
You got mail!
Kaiba growled as he looked at his inbox again. Take a quiz, it read.
Kaiba: WHAT! I just deleted it?! As I said before I don't have time for this!!
Kaiba deleted it again but it just kept coming back again and again.
You got mail!
You got mail!
Kaiba: (thinking) What kind of stupid message is this!!
Kaiba finally had enough . He finally opened it and read the quiz description.
Hello, are you tired of getting the same result for a quiz?
Kaiba: (rolls eyes in annoyance)
Would you rather get something different for a change?
Kaiba: Does it really matter?
If yes, than this is the quiz for you. All you have to do is click the link below and the quiz will appear for you. Thank you and enjoy the quiz.
Kaiba just clicked the link below and looked at the title.
Kaiba: Mythical Beast quiz? Hm I already know what I'll be.
Kaiba took the quiz truthfully and waited for his result.
Your result is…
Kaiba would have strangled the nearest person beside him if he could. (except for Mokuba) He stared angrily at his result.
Kaiba: This quiz is a fake! I would never be such a thing! Never! I have had enough of these stupid quizzes.
Kaiba angrily clicked the delete button and continued his work. This time however, the stupid message didn't appear and Kaiba worked angrily into the night.
By now it was already eleven and Yugi was looking at his emails. He was just about to log off his e-mail when he saw his inbox. There had been one new email.
Yugi: (thinking) Hm, who could that be? I thought I deleted all my messages.
Yugi clicked the email and read it quickly.
Yugi: Hm a quiz? I guess I could do one before bed.
Yugi was just about to click on the quiz link when he felt Yami appear.
Yami: I don't know about this, Yugi. I feel an evil presence of this quiz. I don't think you should take it.
Yugi: Oh come on Yami. It's just a quiz. One more quiz won't do any harm. (thinking) Will it?
Yami shifted uncomfortably and glared down at Yugi.
Yami: If you think its safe then take it but I still fear that it holds some sort of darkness.
Yugi clicked link and read the title.
Yugi: WOW a mythical beast quiz! How exciting! I wonder what I'll get.
Yugi took the quiz happily, however, his mouth dropped at the sight of his result. Normally, his eyes would have weld up in tears but they didn't. Yugi glared wide eyed at the cursed result.
Yugi: I..I'm a what?
Yami: (looks over Yugi's shoulder and sighed) Well they got the stature right!
Yugi: YAMI, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Yami: I know sorry. Have to admit though that is kind of true.
Yugi: No it's not!
Yami: Okay, okay! I'm sorry.
Yugi glared at Yami and shut down his computer. It was time to go to bed. If Grandpa found out that he was still up he would be dead. Yugi trudged off to his bed and fell asleep. Not knowing what awaited him the next day.
End if chapter 1. So how'd you like it? Bad? Good? Cheesy? Stupid? This chapter was very long so I'll try to shorten the later chapters. I'll try to update soon. I hoped you liked the first chapter. Thank you for reading. Please review and thanks again. Bye bye.