Author rant: I've been watching Supernatural for the past 2 months. I'm completely obsessed. It's amazing. I've seen only he 4th, 5th, half of the 6th and the 7th seasons (because that's how I roll), but still. I'm in love with Castiel. And I ship Destiel, like, a lot. But I have nothing against Wincest and I'm all for Wincestiel. Or Sabriel. Or Browley. Or Calthazar. GODS, I love SPN. And everything about it, especially its tumblr fandom. Yeah, I have a tumblr. That's how I got hooked up in all this... My name is cas-get-into-my-ass, if anyone wants to add me :)

Disclaimer: If Cas was mine, he'd be tied to my bed and we'd make sweet sweet love all day long.

Warnings: None.

During: season 5.

Inspiration: a wonderful piece of art which I saw around, which was also inspired by a commercial. I'll put both links at the end :)

Even the angels will fall

Dean looked at the commercial with eyes wide open. He wasn't easily convinced by publicity, but he was desperate. That guy wasn't even that hot, right? Not that he knew. I'm not gay, he thought for the millionth time. I'm just angelsexual. Yeah, that was it. Nothing gay about it. He wasn't lusting after Jimmy. It was just Cas –he didn't care about the wrapping. But yeah, he wanted to know him in the biblical sense. The only problem was that the stick up Cas' ass didn't leave any room for his dick. The angel would do nothing more than stare, and that had grown old after the first few months. And Dean had run out of ways to get his attention. So he got out of the motel, entered the nearest store and bought it. He went to the store's toilet to use it, not wanting Sam to guess what he was up to. After overspraying himself he drove his baby to a solitary place and called Cas.

The angel appeared instantly. "Dean, is there anything wrong?" he asked anxiously. Then, he smelled it. He was baffled for a few seconds, not knowing where that appealing scent came from. When he located it, he was unable to restrain himself. He jumped to Dean, grabbing his clothes and trying to remove them while burying his nose in his neck. By the time they fell to the floor in a mess of limbs, they were already kissing each other hungrily.

I guess this Axe thing works, Dean thought with a smile. Awesome.

The commercial: www . youtube . com / watch?v=WRnBHHcdHJQ

The art: http : / / twitgoo . com / 2bnmnk