READERS, PREPARE TO MEET RANDOMNESS AND CROSSOVERS ALIKE IN WHAT IS TO BE THE FUNNIEST FFX-2 STORY EVER...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

(Did we mention bashings and randomness...?)

Day I: Yuna. Controller. Controller. Meet Yuna.

The Celsius took off as Rikku ran through the airship quickly, not watching where she was going. She hit anything and everything in her path that wasn't a door.

"Yunie! Yunie! Paine! Look! Look! Look! Look what I got!" said the blonde as she reached a separate room where a couch and a tv was placed. "Look, I got a Wii! And I only had to stab 1000 people to get it!" she said, jumping up and down.

"Yay! Yay for the bleeding dead people!" Yuna shouted. Paine groaned.

"So, who are you paying back this month, Rikku?" Paine asked. Rikku slapped her.

"Nobody silly. I stole money from New Yevon! Yay for stupid politics who are poor!"

Rikku then proceeded to pull out the Wii, and Yuna walked over to look at it. However, with it being a system and being a bit heavy, Rikku accidentally dropped, and it landed on Yuna's foot, breaking it with a sick disgusting crunch. Paine shrugged, and Rikku pouted as she picked up her game which wasn't damaged, with the exception of a Yuna on the floor in great excrutiating pain.

"So, you just got a game system?" Paine asked.

"Yep!" Rikku replied. "Isn't it great?"

"No, you fucking retard. Where's the game for it?" Paine replied. Rikku gave a look of utter retardness that looked like a 'wtf?'
"You need a game to play on it. You can't just have the system."

"Oh...aheh...poopie..." Rikku replied.

So, Rikku and Paine left for some huge ass department store in Luca, leaving a pleading Yuna on the floor with a broken foot. 5 hours later, they came back

"Yay! We got a game! And we only had to kill 2 people for it!" Rikku yelled. Paine walked over to the Wii, and started to plug it in.

"Plus hurt 45 other people that got in our way..." Paine added.

Rikku pulled out the game, and looked at it with pride. The new Legend of Zelda game, "Twilight Princess."

"This game looks so cool! I get first dibs."

"Fuck you," Paine said. "I'm the one that bought it," she said as she connected the last controller. "It's finished. Give me the game."

"Ok. Hey, where's Yunie?" Rikku asked.

"I'm over here...behind the couch...stuffing down painkillers...do you mind...? You're breaking my concentration..." Yuna said. Rikku shrugged, and sat down on the couch next to Paine, who's eyes were glued to the T.V.

5 hours later, after Yuna miraculously woke up after passing out from a minor overdose, she limped over to the couch.

"What are you playing?" she asked.

"Legend of Zelda...must...get...fairy...don't distract...me..." Rikku said, eyes twitching, drool coming out of her mouth.

"You know, they do have guides for these games," Paine said.

"Shut the hell up! Who's playing? Me! SHUT UP!"

"See if I help you on the next temple..." Paine replied to the blonde.

"GAAAAHHH!!!! GOD DAMN YOU LINK! YOU DIED AGAIN!!! YOU BASTARD!!!" Rikku said as she threw the controller in anger, and well, the aftermath...Yuna lay on the floor with a bleeding head.

FIN DAY I