The UZZ Factor
Ch.1: Hiding something I'm afraid
It was warm sunny day in London, England not much was going on to the dismay of the crew down at UZZ H.Q
With the only exception that a fellow worker from U.Z.Z itself was buying his lunch. Than buying his food down at the canteen. Now the food is very decent to say the least no one ever has a problem. But sometimes it was a taste different from ordinary when somebody chose to eat somewhere else.
That being changed Daily he wasn't being himself at all lately. Never had he'd been so withdrawn and depressed the scary part was for no reason at all. Professor Professor had been keeping an eye on him lately for that matter. As for Victor and Anita they too had felt it might be time to try and discuss what was the bother?
Now mind you Changed Daily is a cheerful fifty year old man. He may have lost the love of his life for the last twenty years. But he always kept strong even when the going got tough, and when the tough got going. But this time two weeks waiting for the man to pull out of his depression, today was the last straw.
No one could bear him acting the way he was. This wasn't the Changed Daily they knew, well on with the story. Changed Daily was taking some shortcuts to the U.Z.Z. headquarter's his head was filled with regret for the first time in his life. Shaking his head wearily he walked down the sidewalk, his head was hung passing person after person. They stared at him strangely the strangers did and Changed Daily didn't even bother to spare them a glance.
Facing this problem and dealing with it he just too trivial and that's why he didn't want to open up to anyone.
Walking down an alleyway Changed Daily pulled a pocket watch from his breast pocket. An old heirloom of his great grandfather's passed down from generation from generation. The coolness and the shade of the alley was safe enough.
Until without notice a young adult probably aged about sixteen came running down where the chief of U.Z.Z. unexpectedly became run down. The young girl's force that including her adrenline rushing through her body. Had the force of a line backer knocking down both Changed Daily and herself. Changed Daily hobbled to his feet placing his beloved watch back in his pocket.
"See here now," Changed Daily only gazed upon the panting girl. Catching her breath while clutching her chest made the old man a bit sympathetic.
"Who are you?" He asked the strange person. As if on cue three different cue balls the cronies that work for T.H.E.M. appeared as it seems.
Changed Daily promptly dropped his jaw at the turn of events. "I don't believe this is happening..." his heart dropped in his stomach.
The young miss picked herself off of the ground shaking both fists. Changed Daily could see the fear in the lady's eyes what was going on that was so terrible?
Trying to dispatch the first T.H.E.M. agent was a breeze for the miss. The only problem being was she knocked him in his joy department. This was her only defense to get rid of the first and the only method of doing away with perverted men it seems.
"Are they even paying attentino to me?" Changed Daily frowned. The bother of always being ignored during battles or a smashing good fight.
Acting on his guard the old man pounced like a cat running up to a cue balled agent. Bringing his fist up to his unprotected jaw. Bursting with delight made a direct impact sending him flying into a trash can. Protecting the girl was the only thing that mattered at the moment..
Up until the blood began to pulse in Changed Daily's body again so did his nose. A bloody one in retaliation for the other two cue balls friend that had been laid out.
The teenager bit down on her lip when she witnessed Changed Daily taking a blow to the face. This was bit ridiculous sounding, but she thought it was a little too much.
Falling to his knees Changed Daily had to come to his senses quick. All of this spinning his head was making was making him sick.
"Hey, are you okay?" Before twisting her body around the two other cue balls red and orange converged on her.
the red one took her by the arms and forced her to the ground. Pinning her body to the floor and demanded that she come immediantely back to their H.Q.
This may sound absurd, but anyone under age is not permitted to enter either H.Q. T.H.E.M. or U.Z.Z. for that matter and that's why Changed Daily got suspicous.
"Excuse me..." Changed Daily got up the gull to speak to the two other agents that held the girl hostage. "gentlemen I beg you why are you in need of that girl?" wringing his hands nervously despite the fact of his continual nosebleed mustered up the courage to talk to them.
"He doesn't know," The red cueball said to his partner.
"Nope,"
"This is a beggar girl." The orange cue ball replied.
"A poor girl,"
"Who needs to feed family." The red cue ball responded to his friend's reply.
"Needs a part time job." Both of them sounded so cold hearted. Changed Daily never felt so much indignation in his life. Eyes dilated, muscles tensing. To this poor girls plight, had no one came in time. She might not stand a chance in the situation she was in now.
"Somehow wormed her way through the system. Don't know how, don't care, just she stole something valuable to us and we want it back."
The girl shivered like a mad man the news that was being broken was upsetting her so.
"Well enough said..." Placing a leg upon the girl's head he made her eat dirt.
"Stop that you hear!" Changed Daily spoke up for the girl.
"Those were important classified documents. You had them, now where are they?" Using brute force the orange cue balled man began to kick the life out of the poor girl. That being the only part of the story Changed Daily did the only method of self preservation he could. Whaling on the attacker that was beating the person senseless.
From his old training as an UZZ agent to save a victim. He pulled out his last resort blasting them both with his standard issued ray gun. Both of them injured, but not dead the red cue balled fiend fell to the ground. The orange cue ball came back for his vengance.
"Don't give up easily do they?" Changed Daily said to the weary girl. She only tried standing her ground as Changed Daily gave the final blow.