Do it for the Vine

by Half an Inch

Tom Harris doesn't always have the best ideas...

"Do it for the vine."

"I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Harris.

"Come on, Alex. Don't be like that."

"I'm not doing it."

"Just do it."

"Why?"

"Why ever not?"

"He'll kill me!"

"I'm sure you can knock him out with a karate chop..."

"Yeah, sure... And I'm the Queen of England."

"Oh, come on, Alex! Do it for the vine."

"I'm not doing it."

"Well I'm sure the world would love to hear about that stunt you pulled off last summer..."

"..."

"Fuck you, Harris."

"Are you doing it then?"

"Gimme that."

Two minutes later showed an SAS man dripping hot pink paint and two teenagers running into the distance, one of the two laughing hysterically.

"You owe me for this, Harris."

"That I do, my friend. That I do."