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Alexander Hamilton was currently screaming at random people because...? oh yes debate club. Honestly they shouldn't of let him join. Before we tell that story lets hear what Alex was thinking.

My name is Alexander Hamilton. I go to Princeton University where -reluctantly- a made some friends and enemies. On the first day I happened to meet Aaron Burr who in my opinion needs to choose a new career. Burr was quickly followed by John, Lafayette, and Mulligan. Then came fucking Thomas Jefferson and his minion James Madison. This goddamn ass was wearing a floor length purple coat and has the AUDACITY to tell ME I dress like fake royalty. In all seriousness though I had good classes. English with John Laurens. Then French with Lafayette. History with Jefferson, Madison, and Hercules. Then after school I had Debate. Debate Club sounded like the exact thing i wanted to do - argue and have no punishment for screaming - Thats where I met Angelica Schuyler. After judging us and giving a speech about 'The skipping Policy' we finally had the first debate. Me vs Jefferson on immigrants. It was hellfire. After I screamed something near "BEND OVER ILL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS" Mr. Washington /my history teacher/ dragged us apart.

My name is Thomas Jefferson and im currently in the nurses office. James and I left Debate Club early because some immigrant douche is there fucking up practice. So on our way to our dorm James started coughing and claimed " Thomas i'm dying. We need to go to the nurses office NOW". And i just laughed and said "Jemmy your fine. Its just a cough." He decided that coughing harder would be useful so here we are in the nurse.

" is Jemmy okay he claimed he was dying"

"James will be fine. Its just a cold."

"I'm not surprised what with the chill"

"Yes, just make sure he stays warm, hydrated, and fed properly and he'll be better in no time!"

"Thank you nurse"

(how the fuck do you write conversations)

I am Aaron Burr and i'm going to be poor at this rate. I decided that taking 4 drinking age idiots to a bar after school was a good idea. Now Hercules is missing, Gilbert is... crying? I don't know. John is trying to kiss Alex while Alex proceeds to talk about the Schuyler sisters.

"Man Angelica is s-o pretty." Alex

"Alex let me kiss you stop pushing me away" John

"HERCULES co-ome ba-ack" Lafayette

"this was a real mistake" Aaron

While I found Hercules making out with random people in the back of the bar my 'friends' Got themselves kicked out by trying to fight people claiming "YOU KIDNAPPED HERCULES YOU ILLITERATE SWINE" And now im trying to get 4 adult children with alcohol in their systems back to their proper Dorms.

"Aaron can we get a taxi" Hercules

"I don't have any money left" Aaron

"where did it go?" John

"You drank it all away" Aaron

"sorry" Alex

After eventually realizing that together my drunken allies had enough money to get us home i confiscated it and waved down a taxi.

Thats all for now guys... I HOPE THAT YOUR SATISFIED

XD i can't with myself