I do not own cats. Wish I did, but I don't.
It was Christmas in the Junkyard, and everyone was getting in the spirit. On the tire sat an old faux tree that someone has thrown out, and it was covered in what ever shiny things the Jellicles could find.
Below the tree was an old lawn chair, also covered in flashy items.
Atop that chair sat the Rum Tum Tugger, with a tattered Santa hat on. A line of kittens stretched in front of him, excited to tell SantaClaws what they wanted this year.
First up was Etcetera. She squealed with delight as she sat on his lap.
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
"A kiss!" She screamed, wrapping her arms around his neck and pecking his lips. She giggled and nearly fainted, jumping off his lap.
Next, Victoria sat on his lap, delicately.
"What would you like for Christmas?"
"Could I have a new pair of point shoes, please?" She asked. Tugger smiled.
"I'll see what I can do."
She nodded, "Thank you," and slid off of his lap for the next Kitten.
"Can I have a ball of yarn?" Tumble asked.
"Only a ball of yarn?"
He thought, then nodded. "Yes. A green ball of yarn."
"Alright."
Then came Pouncival.
"What do you want, Pounce?"
"Can I have anything, anything at all?"
"Well, I don't know if you can have anything..."
"Can I have Bomba?"
"Uh, what?"
"Please?"
"Pounce, I can't give you a Queen. You have to ask for something else."
"Alright, can I have collar?"
"Sure."
"Thanks!"
Pouncival scampered off, to join the rest of the kits. Tugger watched him go and shook his head. Crazy kids.
"Got time for one more?" purred a sultry voice.
Tugger looked up and smiled at Bombalurina, and grabbed her by the waste, pulling her onto his lap.
"And what would you like for Christmas, little girl?" He growled.
"Got any mistletoe?"
Tugger took his Santa hat off, and wrapped it around her back, pulling her down for a kiss.
"Merry Christmas."
Just a cute little drabble I thought of ;) Merry Christmas!