Okay, I made this, like, a year ago in 7th grade. Can't believe I actually typed this out XD Haha I'm so stupid. Anyway, I was looking through my old writing stuff, and wanted to post something random, so here it is! Hope you like my randomness! :D
~ Mik Mik
Mashed Potatoes remind me of Edward Cullen.
Now, I know that's a random way to start this off, but it really does!
You see, I was starving my brains out when I went downstairs to scrounge for food. I came upon a box of mashed potatoe flakes and decided to whip up a bowl. When I was done, the creamy taters were glistening with buttery goodness and fresh steam.
I took one bite when I noticed it was completely bland.
So I grabbed some salt.
I mixed in a bunch of salt (more than is probably healthy) and stirred it when suddenly, the kitchen lights reflected the half hidden salt crystals, making it glitter and shine.
It looks so pretty. I thought as I dug in some more when I abruptly stopped.
Sparkly. Pale. Creamy. White. Glittery.
Edward Cullen is all of the above.
Don't deny it; you know it's true! In the cheesey movies he's always all like
*does bad impersonation of gay guy*
"Hey guys. Liek, OMG, it's like, totally sunny outside! Let's go outside and, like, sparkle!"
And WHOOSH! He's in the sunlight and it's all... BAM! Sparkles! Glitter! Shimmery! Light!
Just like my bowl of mashed potatoes...
... I saw a poster in my science lab of a dog saying, "I have four legs. Cats have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat."
This is my version of that. (Edward Cullen form)
"I sparkle and shine in the light. Mashed Potatoes sparkle and shine in the light. Therefore, I am Mashed Potatoes."
Or vice versa... Whichever will do ;D Haha!
So anyway, it's late, it's Monday night, its the 3rd week of school, i'm BEAT, and I prob won't post this on anywhere except Facebook...
Hope you liked it? :P
MASHED POTATOES = EDWARD CULLEN! :D U KNOW IT'S TRUE! XD
I won't be surprised if no one reads this :P Lol. Working on Chapter 8 of Concrete Angels, as well as my Christmas Colab and Pendragon Poem, which should be posted today! You don't have to review this, but you can if you want! :)
~ Mik Mik