Hi, it's my first fanfic so please be nice. Like this for
thought. Like this for speech.
Love, Comedy and other weird stuff
Chapter 1
Ash walked through the field. Where the heck am I? He continued down a narrow path into a forest, when a read-head jumped out from a tree, naked. "Oh, hey, ummmm……who are you and….um….where are you clothes…I mean……." he blushed furiously and turned around, although in a sick, twisted and perverted way he was enjoying this. "Ash, wake up Ash! Ash…."
"Huh?" Ash groaned. Where am I? Who am I? And hey, isn't that the naked girl except with clothes on? She is one damn sexy read-head. He quickly sat bolt upright. "Hi Ash," the read-head said, apparently quite exited. "Yeah hi, oh, by the way, WHO THE HELL AM I? WHERE TH HELL AM I? AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU????" he yelled. "You d…don't r…remember m…me……"the read-head stuttered, looking quite hurt. "Misty, remember, he has light amnesia which will last about two or three weeks." A nurse said.
"I'm not waiting that long for him to come round, he risked his life for me," she said turning to Ash. "Now listen here, your name is Ash Ketchum and you are from the town of Pallet. You want to become a pokemon master and I'm your girlfr……"she stopped and rephrased her last sentence. "I'm your best friend, Misty." She hoped he hadn't noticed her little slip-of-the-tongue. "So why am I here?" Ash asked.
TENCHI: Aeka, I love you.
AEKA: I love you too Tenchi but do you know what?
TENCHI: No, tell me.
AEKA: We are in the wrong fic (waves hand in direction of readers.)
TENCHI: Oh, hi and sorry, uh…wrong fic. (Laughs nervously) ehehehehe.
MISTY: What the heck are you two doing here, grrrrrr…….GET LOST! (Hits Tenchi and Aeka over the head with her oversized-anime mallet)
Misty explained how a wild Golem had thrown a particularly huge rock at Misty, and Ash had pushed her out the way and been hit, on the head. Then it ran away.
"Pika
pi," said Pikachu as he bounded into the room. "Hey Pikachu!" Ash
explained. "HUH!?!?!?!?! YOU REMEMBER PIKACHU BUT YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME!!!" Misty's
head inflates much bigger than its normal size. "Apparently so, is there
something wrong with that, umm, what was it again, oh yeah, what's wrong with
that Misty?" Ash asked.
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Hey, its me, so what do you think, R&R please, and only constructive criticism. If I don't get any reviews I'm not writin' another chapter.