I - the consummate NaruxSasu shipper - am back with another fanfic that will (hopefully) entertain readers and anger trolls to a high degree!
This one will go heavier on the plot/romance than my first fanfic...but there will be sex. I don't have it M rated for nothin after all.
Cannon Setting but AU.
Hetero, Homo, Transgender themes and sexual situations.
Starts off just after Naruto's and Sasuke's final battle at the Valley of the End, and just before they are found by Sakura and Kakashi.
Prologue
"Look Sasuke...you just keep your funky rinnegan eye-hole thing cause I aint gonna let you die...I on the other hand...you have to let me go...cause I'm just a liar and a coward...I couldn't...I kept calling my feelings for you like one of a brother...but I love you...more...and I'm not the real...I'm..fading fast...must release the Infinite Takoyaki"
He brought his remaining hand over, and together we released the Infinite Tsukuyomi. I'm not sure what the nonsense about him being a liar and coward were about. He's the most honest, true to himself, and courageous person I've ever known. Then there's the cryptic talk about loving me more, and how he's not 'the real'?...not the real what? Oh well, we're both at death's door, so I guess his thinking would go a little off the rails
"It's Tsukuyomi, Usuratonkachi...Takoyaki is a food"
"Mmmmm...Takoyaki...almost as good as ramen...listen Sasuke...two will come after me...so you'll never be...alone..."
A blinding blue light engulfed Naruto's body and after a few moments the intense glow compressed into a single orb which then shot out into the heavens. When I turned my head back to the side, in place of my most devoted and long-suffering friend was a statue of clay and salt
"What...did you do to Naruto?"
It was Sakura with Kakashi right beside her. I could hear the mounting anger in her voice, but before I could answer her, a long pulse of static blared in my mind which I assumed also went through the other two's minds as they reacted by wincing and putting their hands up to cover their ears. After the atrocious noise faded, I then heard in my head:
"Hey guys...if you're hearing this pre-recorded message then not only is the Infinite Tuna-Salad dispelled, but also...I'M DEAD..believe it!...no..not just now...that was a 'durable facsimile', as Kaguya called it..it was made from one of my clones...anyway..the crazy lady wasn't gonna go into a sealed, basically dead state without someone to keep her company other than Black Zetsu, and it was gonna be me or Sasuke so I had her take me...not the glorious ending I thought was going to send me out of this world..but I did help save it and especially Sasuke...but hey!...don't you worry cause I had..." -static- "...and then they will..." -more static- "... fed with lot's of ramen..." -even more static- "...so I love you guys, and I hope I can get Kaguya and Black doo doo guy to chill so I can maybe get to the afterlife and be reincarnated so I can be with you guys again!...now before I have to end this message..let me just finally admit to you Sasuke that I..." -static that gradually fades
JUST WHAT...THE HELL...WAS THAT?!
Next Chapter, I'll start explaining just what...the hell...that was!