A/N:
Okay, so I really don't know why I called this a preface. I guess "Really Long Author's Note Section That Readers Will Most Likely Skip Over" was too long.
Anyway…
This isn't a Fanfiction, obviously. This is just a humorous little story featuring myself and a few friends. It has no consistent plot, and each chapter has a different scenario. I suppose one could say that this is what I do when I have writer's block and lack the ability to come up with anything with real structure. A way to get all of those jumbled up words in my head written down without having a brain aneurism, if you will. Just for the record, the people in this story are generally not as stupid as they may seem portrayed here. They're all actually quite intelligent—I just like making people feel dumb. …Well, maybe that's not the best way to put it…
E-hem.
That said, I still plan to write actual Fanfiction. That's what the site is for, no? So, if you run out of things to read or just need a dose of pure stupidity to brighten up your day, feel free to advance to the first real chapter of this story.
But let me warn you.
The pure idiocy that the following chapters contain may be too much for any even remotely sane human being to handle. Proceed with caution. Read at your own risk. If the stupidity makes your head explode, it's your own fault.
You have been warned.