Disclaimer I do not own gorillaz

This story is based on the show the surreal life that I do not own!

This is the surreal life where 8 celebrities are going to live together for a week! The first celebrities are The band Gorillaz. The first member is 2D aka Stu-pot aka Stuart Tusspot. The second is Murdoc Niccals. The third is Russel Hobbs, and last we have noodle! The others that will be in the Princess Clara (disclaimer I do not own Princess Clara!) Foxxy Love (whom I don't own) captain hero, and toot (who I do not own).

These are the people who are going to live together

DAY 1 IN THE SURREAL LIFE HOUSE!

Everyone was there!

"Ey Russel look at this cow its fatter than you!" Murdoc insulted Toot, and she bit his finger!

"What the fook you do that for!"

"I'm not fat im big bonded!"

"And Russel wished he had my figure" toot added and Murdoc and Russel threw up in a basket!

Princess Clara introduced her self to 2D "hi I'm Princess Clara, if you don't mind me asking where are your eyes?"

"Uuuuuuhhhhh I dunnno?" 2D said stupidly.

"Well you are cute anyway" Clara repiled. But was interrupted as toot knocked over Clara. "Why would he want u when he could have all of this?" close up you could see ants crawling on her breast and in her teeth.

2D ran to the bathroom and hurled. Then came the gayest hero captain hero!

"Hey guys watch this I can squirt milk out of my nose'! And when he did 2D was in front of him and he shot 2D THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HOUSE!

"Yo D are you all right" Russel bellowed onto the bathroom! 2D got up out if some junk he was under and confirmed he was all right.

After 2hrs nothing happened.

"Man this house is boring, I wish we had another hot girl here, I mean we have a fat cow, a goodie goodie princess who I think is still a virgin, and noodle.

"Well Murdoc there is us" 2D stated

"NO LAME BRAIN I MEAN GIRLS!" Murdoc yelled

But as soon as he did the doors to he house opened and foxxy love came in!

"Damn now that's what i'm talking about," he said running down stairs to talk to the hot girl. And noodle, 2D,Clara, captin hero, Russel and toot came down to meet their new guest!

"Hey yall i'm foxxy love" she introduced her self! The first person to attempt to shake her hand was Murdoc but instead of shaking her hand he kissed her hand!

"I'm Murdoc he said kissing her hand"

She blushed "i'm foxxy love! She repeated. Murdoc started at her chest!

Then Russel came.

IN THE CONFESSIONAL ROOM IS TOOT

Very since that slut came all the guys are giving her all of the attention well I have some thing up my sleeve!

OUT OF THE CONFESSIONAL

Russel introduced him self to foxxy and Russel eyed her butt!

2D came and intro duce him self and looked at her eyes.

Then a minute later toot came out butt naked and sang "MY HOT BODY DONT U WANT to TOUCH MY BODY! Then everyone threw up again!

"This is the type of thing that makes me want to never have sex again" Murdoc commented! Well that's chapter 1 please review even if u don't like it and if there is someone in this story u would want me to add just review and tell me!