Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Inuyasha (there ya happy?)

Yugi Motuh was challenging Joey Wheeler to ANOTHER duel.

"I attack with Jenizo" Joey yelled

Nice move, Joey, but I set Dark Magician onto the field and equip him with Magical." Yugi said.

"Gah, I'm not good with luck, remember, when I bet 100 yen on you losing?" Joey reminded.

"It's not my fault that your dumb headed" Yugi exclaimed.

Joey got aggravated and decided to put Celtic Guardian on the field. He attacked 2 hats and… missed.

"Ha Ha Ha, you suck Joey." Joey giggled. Dark Magician attacks Joey with the rest of his life points.

"MWAHAHAHAHA, you lost again," Kaiba bellowed.

"Awww… he tried his best, Kaiba!" Yugi defended.

"I don't care, he lost, and he is one of the worst duelist ever!" Kaiba celebrated.

"Why, I outta…" Joey started to attack Kaiba, but tripped over the unconscious Malik.

Malik woke up rubbing his head. He was just recently in a fight with Marik, over who was better looking. Unfortunately, Marik hit Malik with Millennium Rod and passed Malik out, "Um where is Marik?"

"I think he freaked out and ran away!" Yugi answered.

"Erg, ok, ok, ok, I will go find him." Malik complained.

Malik was walking outside the door when he tripped. Guessing who was on the floor, Joey tripped Malik. "Why you little son of a…-mumbles few words that are so colorful that not even, Ozzy Ozbourne could not stop from gasping-"

Mokuba came inside the house looking at Malik and Joey. "NOOOOOOO!" Kaiba ran over to Mokuba and covered his ears.

"What? Why is this little runt here, why I outta just -beep- -beep- -beep-! (Mature content has been beeped and censored)" Malik screamed.

"What did I do?" Mokuba questioned.

"He is having Male PMS '" Yugi joked.

"I AM NOT YOU LITTLE SON OF A ….. WHY DON'T YOY GO …. YTOUR GRANDPA :K"

"Now be nice Malik" Yugi demanded.

"Why do I have to be nice, you perky little …hole!" Malik cursed.

"Shut the …. Up, I'm watching Inuyasha!" Joey yelped.

"This calls for caffeine" Yugi happily said.

"Too bad we locked it up!" Joey said.

"YOU WHAT? OO" Yugi said terrified.

"Its ok Yugi," Joey said worriedly.

" No it's NOT!" tears down fridge door "Caffeine"

Joey smacks head-

Yugi takes all the soda and drinks it.

" Yummmmmmy!"

"Uh oh!" Joey screamed.

"Let's watch Inuyasha or DIE!"

"Ok! OO" Joey was frightened.

"He he, look at Kagome fall through that well" Yugi giggled, "I have an Idea" He ran off and left.

"Um Yugi, you're a danger to society, when your Sugar high!" they ran after Yugi who was looking for a well to fall in.

In search for a well, Yugi bumped into Marik…"Um Hikari, what are you doing?"

"Trying to find a well '" Yugi said hyper.

"Oh My God, Your Sugar High!"

"Uh oh" Yugi ran away.

"Come back here!"

"NEVER!"

The End of Chapter One