Author's Note:I wrote this when I felt kind of silly (kind of when Giovanni signed the Slowpoke plan) This is for all Giovanni fans out there! And now presenting...
One day, the evil criminal mastermind that we all know (and some, love) was pondering some evil scheme somewhere in his dark underground lair in some unknown part of South Africa, he's always faithful (and sleepy) Persian by his side.
"If we put the inflatable Tyrannitar there *mumble* *mumble..." he mumbles, pondering over some paperwork.
Suddenly, red alert lights go off everywhere and Danger sirens start going off and Giovanni looks up, scowling. He switches on the intercom.
"Rocket, report! What's with all the racket?" Giovanni barks at the exasperated lower Rocket.
"Sir!" the Rocket immediately snaps to attention, "Th...there's been a security breach down at the main entrance and it AARGHH!" the Rocket screams suddenly as what looks like a giant dust cloud running over him, shrieking and screaming.
Giovanni offs the intercom and furrows his eyebrows in worrying scowl.
Before he can plan his next course, something close to a mini earthquake shakes the entire lair.
"What? Is the volcano erupting? Damn I'll fire those geologists!"
Suddenly, a familiar giant dust cloud appears, crashing right through the reinforced titanium door and heading towards Giovanni.
It is only then that he and us come to realise that the giant dust cloud is a huge melee of rapid Giovanni fangirls who have the sole intent of getting their hands on Giovanni.
"ARGH!" screams Giovanni in horror before getting engulfed in the overwhelming mob.
"Giovanni, WE LOVE YOU!"
"Get your hands off me! Let go, I say!"
"PERSIAN!"
"Nee-oow?" asks Persian from the safety of being outside the mob.
"ATTACK YOU FOOL!" screams Giovanni, being constantly abused by the hungry mob.
Persian yawns and tries to do an elementary Scratch attack, only to lose a tiny bit of his claw come off.
"NEEOOOWW!" he yells and scoots off somewhere.
His Persian gone, Giovanni tries to get out himself, only to fail rather miserably. Then, he decides to try one-last-resort.
"MUMMY!" he screams, managing to get his head out of the mob.
From the shadows in the shadows, Giovanni's mother, Madame Boss, comes into view but her face still in the shadows.
She crosses her arms and grins.
"No way, dear son. This is the most interesting, and abeit, funny thing I've ever seen! No, I'll think I'll just stay right here and watch. Good luck son.
With that, the master Rocket disappears into the shadows again but still there.
"Mummy..." cries Giovanni meekly but quickly regains composure.
"Get away from me! Hey! Let go of my tie! Ouch! I said let go!"
And this continued for several hours with the fangirl mob doing horrible things to poor Giovanni that I cannot write in this fic.
The End