When I found out, I just couldn't believe it... NO DEVIL HUNTER YOHKO
fanfics!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!! Well, I will be the FIRST person to write
one!! MWA HAH HAH! You shall all be my slaves!!! So... let me begin, as
soon as I go stop the tape in the other room. ::grins evilly:: I've
been bootlegging subtitled DHY, but don't tell!!
A long, long time ago.... (Okay, half an hour) A girl by the name of
Mizyuki was sitting at home on a snow day eating Nachos and watching
Devil Hunter Yohko, the first movie. It was the subtitled version.
"Eeeeeeeeeee!!" she squealed, "This will NEVER be on Cartoon Network!!"
Her dumb dalmation dog got up and started barking at the window.
"Oooohhh, look out Sammie, it may be a SCAAAAAAAAARY fly!! OH NO!!"
said Mizyuki, sarcastically.
But it wasn't. All of a sudden, a giant crash came through the window.
"Myaaaaaaaaaaa!!" yelled Mizyuki, "THIS IS WHY THEY OUTLAWED DRUNK
DRIVING!!"
Her friend Drew had come in the window on a motorcycle.
"DREW!!! You dweeb!!" yelled Mizyuki.
"Shuuushhhhh...." said Drew, with an odd glow in his eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! You're gonna pay for this!!!!" yelled Mizyuki
Drew grinned.
"What are you so HAPPY about?! Is this some sort of stupid plot to
make your parents bankrupt?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Mizyuki yelled,
as Drew took out a gun.
"Eeeeeee!! A gun!! Don't kill me!!" yelled Mizyuki.
A giant gust of wind blew in, blowing in a strange golden object. It
looked somewhat like a ring, with gold bars coming out of it.
Mizyuki picked it up.
"What's this?!" she wondered.
Drew fired a shot at the golden object. He hit it and the object fell
from Mizyuki's hand. Drew slowly walked over.
"Follow me." he said, and threw his gun out the window.
Mizyuki, extremely confused. followed Drew up the stairs. They went into
Mizyuki's bedroom, where he grabbed her by the shoulders and kissed her.
"Wha...?"
"Just...shhhhh" said Drew.
Drew had her pinned onto the wall, where Mizyuki was very nervous.
All of a sudden, Mizyuki's window crashed.
"AGAIN?!" yelled Mizyuki.
A young man on a motorcycle had driven into the window.
"What is with everybody today and driving motorcycles into my windows?
Does this place look like Porky's? (Porky's is a restaraunt where motorcycle
guys hang out)" asked Mizyuki
The young man took off his helmet. He then proceeded to throw a little
yellow piece of paper onto Drew's forehead. A cloud of smoke which
Mizyuki would learn was a devil floated out of him, and he collapsed.
"Er...thanks for saving me and everything... but what's your name?!"
inquired Mizyuki.
"That's not important. What's important, is that you read this." said
the young man, and threw a small, dusty book at her.
Mizyuki caught it.
"Huh? What's this..... The Devil Hunter's Past?? Are you from a
publishing company or something?"
The young man laughed. "No, of course not. Just read it.
Everything you need to know will be in there. And here's this."
The young man handed her the golden ring thing.
"Wow, um, thanks!! I guess...... Will I ever see you again?"
asked Mizyuki.
"Hm, who knows?" said the young man, and jumped out the window.
"That was REALLY weird...but what am I gonna do about these windows?"
asked Mizyuki.
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!! MWA HAH HAH!! ~from Mizyuki
fanfics!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!! Well, I will be the FIRST person to write
one!! MWA HAH HAH! You shall all be my slaves!!! So... let me begin, as
soon as I go stop the tape in the other room. ::grins evilly:: I've
been bootlegging subtitled DHY, but don't tell!!
A long, long time ago.... (Okay, half an hour) A girl by the name of
Mizyuki was sitting at home on a snow day eating Nachos and watching
Devil Hunter Yohko, the first movie. It was the subtitled version.
"Eeeeeeeeeee!!" she squealed, "This will NEVER be on Cartoon Network!!"
Her dumb dalmation dog got up and started barking at the window.
"Oooohhh, look out Sammie, it may be a SCAAAAAAAAARY fly!! OH NO!!"
said Mizyuki, sarcastically.
But it wasn't. All of a sudden, a giant crash came through the window.
"Myaaaaaaaaaaa!!" yelled Mizyuki, "THIS IS WHY THEY OUTLAWED DRUNK
DRIVING!!"
Her friend Drew had come in the window on a motorcycle.
"DREW!!! You dweeb!!" yelled Mizyuki.
"Shuuushhhhh...." said Drew, with an odd glow in his eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! You're gonna pay for this!!!!" yelled Mizyuki
Drew grinned.
"What are you so HAPPY about?! Is this some sort of stupid plot to
make your parents bankrupt?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Mizyuki yelled,
as Drew took out a gun.
"Eeeeeee!! A gun!! Don't kill me!!" yelled Mizyuki.
A giant gust of wind blew in, blowing in a strange golden object. It
looked somewhat like a ring, with gold bars coming out of it.
Mizyuki picked it up.
"What's this?!" she wondered.
Drew fired a shot at the golden object. He hit it and the object fell
from Mizyuki's hand. Drew slowly walked over.
"Follow me." he said, and threw his gun out the window.
Mizyuki, extremely confused. followed Drew up the stairs. They went into
Mizyuki's bedroom, where he grabbed her by the shoulders and kissed her.
"Wha...?"
"Just...shhhhh" said Drew.
Drew had her pinned onto the wall, where Mizyuki was very nervous.
All of a sudden, Mizyuki's window crashed.
"AGAIN?!" yelled Mizyuki.
A young man on a motorcycle had driven into the window.
"What is with everybody today and driving motorcycles into my windows?
Does this place look like Porky's? (Porky's is a restaraunt where motorcycle
guys hang out)" asked Mizyuki
The young man took off his helmet. He then proceeded to throw a little
yellow piece of paper onto Drew's forehead. A cloud of smoke which
Mizyuki would learn was a devil floated out of him, and he collapsed.
"Er...thanks for saving me and everything... but what's your name?!"
inquired Mizyuki.
"That's not important. What's important, is that you read this." said
the young man, and threw a small, dusty book at her.
Mizyuki caught it.
"Huh? What's this..... The Devil Hunter's Past?? Are you from a
publishing company or something?"
The young man laughed. "No, of course not. Just read it.
Everything you need to know will be in there. And here's this."
The young man handed her the golden ring thing.
"Wow, um, thanks!! I guess...... Will I ever see you again?"
asked Mizyuki.
"Hm, who knows?" said the young man, and jumped out the window.
"That was REALLY weird...but what am I gonna do about these windows?"
asked Mizyuki.
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!! MWA HAH HAH!! ~from Mizyuki