Well, you all know the routine, same ol', same ol'.
Disclaimer: Would JKR REALLY sue me??? She'd have to sue a whole crapload of people to just sue ONE person! But I wish I was her and I owned the Hogwarts gang!
Yuppers...ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
This is from the point of view of Harry's Firebolt.
Polish and Pet Peeves ~ By Hermione the Goddess (03-06-01)
Why does he even bother to polish me? It just clogs up my beautiful clear pores! Bet YOU stupid human's didn't know I had pores! Just how human can you get? And I was a REPLACEMENT, not his first choice broom, but a replacement! And doesn't he know you don't need to polish a Firebolt? I have the perfect shiny glossy diamond coating, lovingly hand brushed on by trusted and trained employees of "Broomsticks-R-Us". Well! If that dumb Granger girl hadn't given him that stupid polish, I'd still be in Top Flight performance! And that awful filthy man that brought me here! He was awful and grungy and smelly! Just ask his washcloth that's been saved by those lifesavers that like to call themselves METMA.
METMA HELP ME!!!!!!!
This is my final plea! Goodbye dear Quidditch field I shall see thee in my dreams...
a/n: well, my exciting little rant is over now, so, do you see that little colorful box at the bottom of your screen? You do? Good! Now fill it out ot your hearts content, go on! Fill it out! Join METMA for only small price of ONLY 2 silver sickles! Save Magical Articles! Equal Treatment for all! Iffen you would like to join, email METMA Mandy, my gracious founder at Leven5@aol.com she will give you the scoop, and a cool little badgie too!
I HAVE SEVERE WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!Iffen you want me to get my butt in gear and are familiar with my series, "The Dark Ones" or "A Forgotten Rose", Tell me which one you want a new chapter to, and to hustle it in your PROMISING review!(hint hint!)
Disclaimer: Would JKR REALLY sue me??? She'd have to sue a whole crapload of people to just sue ONE person! But I wish I was her and I owned the Hogwarts gang!
Yuppers...ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
This is from the point of view of Harry's Firebolt.
Polish and Pet Peeves ~ By Hermione the Goddess (03-06-01)
Why does he even bother to polish me? It just clogs up my beautiful clear pores! Bet YOU stupid human's didn't know I had pores! Just how human can you get? And I was a REPLACEMENT, not his first choice broom, but a replacement! And doesn't he know you don't need to polish a Firebolt? I have the perfect shiny glossy diamond coating, lovingly hand brushed on by trusted and trained employees of "Broomsticks-R-Us". Well! If that dumb Granger girl hadn't given him that stupid polish, I'd still be in Top Flight performance! And that awful filthy man that brought me here! He was awful and grungy and smelly! Just ask his washcloth that's been saved by those lifesavers that like to call themselves METMA.
METMA HELP ME!!!!!!!
This is my final plea! Goodbye dear Quidditch field I shall see thee in my dreams...
a/n: well, my exciting little rant is over now, so, do you see that little colorful box at the bottom of your screen? You do? Good! Now fill it out ot your hearts content, go on! Fill it out! Join METMA for only small price of ONLY 2 silver sickles! Save Magical Articles! Equal Treatment for all! Iffen you would like to join, email METMA Mandy, my gracious founder at Leven5@aol.com she will give you the scoop, and a cool little badgie too!
I HAVE SEVERE WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!Iffen you want me to get my butt in gear and are familiar with my series, "The Dark Ones" or "A Forgotten Rose", Tell me which one you want a new chapter to, and to hustle it in your PROMISING review!(hint hint!)