Mario Song!
"Hey-a it's-a me-a, Mario. And-a I-a have-a made-a a song-a about-a Bowser-a."
"When I reappear `Here we Again!',
Then Bowser tries to step into my game
He's got an idea to rule the universe, it's lame,
He calls himself Koopa 'cuz he doesn't know how to pronounce his own name!"
"Well-a that's-a all-a! + tell-a Bowser- he's-a an-a arse-a!"
"…"
"He's-a right-a behind-a me-a isn't he-a!"
Then Bowser smashed Mario's face into the ground which broke his neck.