Hello, darlings!
Rita Skeeter here, reporting to you live from Diagon Alley! It seems that this world is in need of information, and I, your fearless heroine, am stepping forward to bring the dirtiest secrets of the world into the light! Of course, I do need pointers…it is up to you, my faithful readers, to point me in the right direction, and I will be sure to investigate! I will not stop until I have reached the bottom of each and every case, because no one can hide something from Rita Skeeter! Never fear, Rita Skeeter is here!
*A/N: Rita is not allowed to report anything that would be rated over T. Screw freedom of the press.
**A/N: I don't own Harry Potter. And thank goodness Rita Skeeter doesn't, either.