Bark at the Moon

By Shadowgate

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Wendy and Bebe were walking to their bus stop. They both had Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon on their iPod.

They were enthralled with the album. They loved the fact it was heavy and made a mark in the year 1983.

Stan, Cartman, and Kyle were all thrashing right outside the mayor's office to the song Slow Down.

Neither one of them was going to slow down.

Cartman stopped and he was sweating.

"Oh you guys, you guys phew."

Stan said "it looks like you should never bother keeping up with me and Kenny fat ass."

Cartman replied "oh fuck you Stan."

Kenny jumped in "you know Ozzy got the idea for the album title from a joke that ended with eat shit and bark at the moon."

Cartman asked "Stan does your gay dog eat shit and bark at the moon?"

Stan replied "no but your mom was in a German scat video so tell me does she bark at the moon?"

Stan and Kenny both started laughing.

Cartman was pissed off.

Kyle came screaming up "YOU GUYS I GOT BAD NEWS!"

Cartman turned and said "the bad news is that you showed up Kyle."

Kyle said "no you fat fuck the bad news is my mom took away my IPOD and wants to get the album Bark at the Moon taken away from all children in South Park."

Cartman said "oh well that figures your mom is a commie Jew."

Kyle smacked Cartman.

After he smacked Cartman he went on to say "she'll be holding a meeting tonight."

THE MEETING STARTED AT 8PM

Shelia Broflavski got up and said "PARENTS IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE CHILDREN OF SOUTH PARK ARE LISTENING TO THE BARK AT THE MOON ALBUM BY OZZY OSBOURNE!"

Randy said "oh no looks like Mrs. Broflavski wants to ban Ozzy Osbourne."

Jimbo said "no surprise there."

Shelia stated "a teenager committed suicide after listening to the Blizzard of Ozz album what makes you think the Bark at the Moon album is any safer?"

Sharon commented "that case was thrown out."

Shelia said "well still we must stop children from listening to Ozzy Osbourne in South Park."

Randy said "oh yeah you tried to ban Terrance and Phillip which led us to New York and that whole plan of yours ended up being a load of diarrhea. Literally a load of diarrhea."

Sharon said "When we were in New York we all had diarrhea and made jokes about it. Shows you what total hypocrites we were and it's hypocrites that want to ban Ozzy Osbourne."

Shelia screamed "AHHHHH!"

Jimbo said "First Vietnam then war with Canada I've had enough of war. I say let the kids have their Ozzy music."

The crowd cheered.

Right after the crowd got done cheering Kyle walked up to his mom and asked "may I have my IPOD back now mom?"

Shelia just groaned.

THE END