In a magical land of undying magic, Luigi was king. He killed lots of orcs that ate people. They were mean. THEY SLAUGHTERED PEOPLE! However, a new dark knight was rising. It was Jigglypuff. That ain't Falco. Falco's banned from Smash by Ridley, Ridley the Godmodder. Ridley's not in smash you dumbass Anyways, Luigi killed the godmodder and saved Equestria with help from Jigglypuff, who was his main. And thats the story of how Ridley never got in Smash.
"better nerf greninja" ~Divine, our Co-writer
"red is the best tasting color" ~Arc, our Homie
"and then luigi and puff had babies" ~Drevis, the puffmaster
"*COUGH*" ~Fiar, the cougher and owner
"" ~SKL, the manager person of this fic
like no
she didnt even do anything actually
omfg